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to bring some baby pictures of Jason
so she can put 'em
in the wedding program.
She treating me like I'm her secretary,
not the mother-in-law to be!
She got Jason's nose all open, talking
about she gonna take him to China.
China! My Jason don't like
nothing sweet and sour.
This girl need to
have a little more respect for me!
Why are your panties all in a wad?
Didn't you tell me that Jason hadn't
met her family, either?
Heifer, whose side you on?
her text messaging me
when she can pick up a telephone
and call me like I'm a human being.
I don't play this. Strike one.
Don't forget about
your anger management classes, Pam.
Calm down.
Honey, you gonna have
to go get back in line.
I'm going to lunch.
What?
so we will need to prepare every room.
All the linens need to be changed.
The floors need to sparkle.
-And sparkle they will, Mrs. Watson.
-Each of the guest rooms
needs to get a bouquet
of summer flowers.
-Yes, Mrs. Watson.
-And we have to assemble the gift boxes
-for all of our out-of-town guests.
-Yes, Mrs. Watson.
Where in hell are you?
Meeting ran long.
I'm on my way to the airport now.
Did you forget that we have 50 people
arriving here tomorrow
for our daughter's wedding?
Your sarcasm is unattractive.
Gregory, I cannot tolerate
one of your disappearing acts.
-I am not doing this alone.
-Yeah. Calm down.
You're not alone. Like I said,
I'm on my way to the airport.
Where were we?
All right. Where were we?
Yeah. Dissolution of property.
Gregg, I can't keep up this charade.
I've known Claudine for a long time,
and I do owe her a modicum of respect.
You have to tell her, or I will.
Jason!
-Wifey-to-be, wifey-to-be.
-What are you doing?
God, the stairs weren't good enough
for you?
I'm old school, babe. I got the horse
double-parked downstairs.
You know how they do it in the movies?
What's wrong, babe?
I'm just really nervous
about meeting your mom.
I need to know more about her.
-Like what?
-I don't know, just, you know, details.
Details are what make a person.
Like what's her taste in art?
Is she more MoMA or Met?
-Does she eat sushi or soul food?
-Baby...
Does she wanna play Mahalia Jackson
or Michael Jackson?
Breathe.
Okay. Let's see, my mom.
She's a very sweet...
Yeah?
...gentle, soft-spoken woman.
-Really?
-Just like you.
Come here.
-Oh, God.
-I know, I know.
Wait. Oh, my gosh.
Sorry, Jason, I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry, I just...
-I know.
-I can't do that.
-The promise you made with God, right?
-Yes, and you should respect it.
-I respect it, babe, but it ain't easy.
I mean, look at you. I mean, come on.
-Can we just keep that open?
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