Jumping Ship Page #5

Let Me Get It There.

It's Right, Uh,

Right There.

Ohh!

Is That It?

That Is It.

I Mean,

That's One Of 'Em.

Here. Check It Out.

Oh...It's So Cool.

Yeah.

Where Are

The Rest Of 'Em?

My Dad And I, We, Uh,

Invested Them.

You Know?

Jonas.

You Find Out

His Credit Limit?

Yep.

It's Unlimited.

Jackpot.

So What's The Plan

Gonna Be, Boss?

It's Quite Simple,

Really--

Pick Up The Guy,

Get A Ransom,

Then Feed Him

To The Sharks.

You Know, They Did Some

Research On That Coin

And Found That It Was

On A Merchant Vessel

Sunk By Pirates.

Pirates?

Yeah.

Is Storytelling One Of

The Perks On This Trip.

Got Any Of Those

Seasick Pills?

No, Sorry, We're All Out.

But If You're Gonna Hurl,

Do It Over The Side,

And, Uh, Not Into The Wind.

Don't Worry About It.

There's Nothing Left.

Trust Me.

Hey, Michael.

Look What Jake

And His Dad Found.

Pretty Cool, Huh?

They Found It

In A Sunken Ship.

That's Cool.

So There Were Really

Pirates Around Here?

Oh, Yeah.

They Hit These

Merchant Vessels,

Hide Out

In The Islands.

Of Course, No One

Would Go After 'Em

Because Of The...

Cannibals.

Cannibals?

There's No Cannibals,

Tommy.

Headhunters?

People Who Eat People.

Love To Shrink Heads.

I Gotta Go Lie Down.

He's Not Doing

So Well.

What A Shame.

Pirates.

You Know, They're

Still Around.

Aren't You Worried About

Them Hitting Your Boat?

No. This Isn't Exactly

The Type Of Vessel

They're After.

[Groaning]

Aah!

[Loud Splash]

[Toilet Flushes]

Oh, Hey, Michael.

Yeah.

You're Missin'

All The Fun.

Come On. Look

What Jake Rigged.

You Gotta Try It.

It's A Blast.

Isn't That Nice Of Him.

What Did He Do,

Get Struck By Lightning?

What Happened

To Your Neck?

Hey. You're Awake.

Yeah. Oh, And, Um...

Look What I Found

Down There

In The Bathroom--

Seasick Patches.

Thought You Said

You Didn't Have Any.

Oh, You Said Pills,

Not Patches.

Oh. Oh, I'm Sorry

About That.

Next Time I'll Be

A Little More Specific

About It.

Hey, Hope You Boys

Are Hungry, Huh?

We Got Fresh Fish Omelets

And Melted Cheese

For Dinner.

Ok.

Yeah!

Careful.

Here. My Mom Gives Me Soda

When My Stomach's Upset.

Oh, Thanks, Buddy.

I Actually Feel A Little

Bit Better Now, Though.

You Know, This Kind Of

Reminds Me Of The Ranch.

Yeah?

How's That?

You And Me Together.

Thanks For This, Michael.

You're Welcome, Buddy.

I'm Glad We Could Do It.

[Australian Accent]

Cheers, Mate.

He Seems Really Lonely.

Yeah, I Think The Grinch

Had More Friends

Than That Kid.

I'm Kind Of Hungry.

You Want Something To Eat?

Nah.

My Stomach's Been

Through A Lot Today,

You Know?

I Think

I'm Gonna Give It

A Little Break.

You Go On, Though.

Ok? I'll Meet You

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