Joy Page #3

I have my own business, I help Joy

with the mortgage. What are you doing?

You sing all night at

Angela Starpoli's club,

You get repeatedly fired

from Campbell's Soup...

Okay, well,

I'm gonna divide the basement.

I'm divorced,

I can do whatever I want, Rudy.

This is not the proper way

to be divorced.

I'll am about to be late for work,

so please,

try not to fight in front

children, okay?

Especially not physically.

Rudy, do you see this?

This microphone here?

You touch it, and I kill you.

I'm leaving, please, try not to

kill each of while I'm gone.

You've gone mad,

this is all YOUR fault!

Clarinda, Clarinda!

- Don't.!

- Clarinda.

Something terrible happened!

Stay away from him!

Oh, God, I have to fix this.

- Nice job, Joy, nice job.

- Peggy?

What are you doing here?

What's the matter with

you sending Grandma Mimi

and her arthritis to take them

to their friend's birthday?

I'm fine!

You had a much better time with

me anyway, with Aunt Peggy.

Uh-uh! But I wasn't stupid enough to get into

a bad marriage and have a couple of kids.

Don't bother your sister.

I'm here to talk to Dad about business.

All right?

You gonna come bring the

books by the garage later?

Yeah, I'm gonna bring 'em later.

- He's in the basement.

- I know that you're here, I'm joking.

Yeah, I know.

Kids, we're gonna do

somethin' fun later, okay?

We're doin' somethin' fun now.

Well, we found your luggage,

but it's in Cleveland,

So now we just need to get

it back to New York City.

I'm filing a complaint.

My husband needs

his medication.

What's your name? Joy?

- You don't seem joyous today.

- Perhaps I'm not so joyous today.

Joy, I think you're being too hard.

Listen,

I need you to speak to your supervisor.

We're gonna be having some changes, and

you're going to be going to the night hours.

- Night? I was still making...

- We're having cutbacks.

- Joy, I'm sorry.

- Goodbye, nice to meet you.

I'm not payin'

for metal that I haven't gotten.

And on top of me, he says,

ya know, he wants to get paid,

he doesn't send an invoice and

he hasn't even sent the metal.

Why doesn't he just send the invoice?

Send the invoice, I'll pay him.

Yeah, that's it,

send the invoice.

Hi, Dad, I want to thank you again

for helping with the mortgage.

- It's okay.

- I, um...

- settled the accounts, balanced the books.

- Thank you.

I'm sorry business is so bad, Dad, but I don't

think that crazy gun range is helping.

How is that still legal?

- What can I do?

- After all these years.

I mean, they keep to themselves, it's

their property, the police leave 'em alone.

- Why, you think it's costing us business?

- I don't think it's helping.

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