Journey to the West: Demon Chapter Page #3

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-Amitabha, Amitabha.

-Master, you seemed happy last night.

We were happy to see you happy.

But we won't tell on you.

What are you on about?

No water left.

Second Brother, fetch some water.

Why do I have to do it?

How did you come up with that idea?

-Why don't you go?

-Stop quarreling, I'll go.

Almsgiver, excuse me.

I was just passing.

May I trouble you for water to boil rice?

There's no need for that.

You're welcome to eat here.

I'm a vegetarian.

What luck!

We're having vegetarian food.

We're devout too,

we share the same path.

It's natural for us to share our meal.

And you can stay after eating.

We'll be able to compare notes.

He's ill, won't he taste bad?

Never mind, we can heal him first.

It would be impolite to refuse.

No need to cook! Come and eat here!

What about my congee?

I prepared it this morning.

Your congee will be burnt.

Go back and watch the fire.

Almsgiver, your medicine works a treat.

I feel better already.

These three are my delinquent disciples.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

Don't flirt.

Nice to meet you.

To hell with that, what's nice about it?

Sandy, what are you saying?

I was cooking congee.

Master, what are you up to?

"Nice, nice, nice...."

What do you all think you're doing?

I'm sorry, my disciple is

a touch simple-minded.

-It doesn't matter.

-May I just ask you...

...are there any demons here?

Master, please don't scare me.

Why would there be demons here?

You're going too far.

Why ask such a question?

Actually...

...we conquer demons.

I did wonder. Really?

You've been so hospitable,

but we have nothing to repay it.

All I can offer is a one-off exorcism.

Really? You're terribly kind.

But, sad to say...

...there are no demons here.

See my face?

Hit me.

Come on, quick!

If you don't, I'll beat you to death!

Really? Why?

Scum!

I told you to hit me.

I'll ask you again.

Hit me, you a**hole!

Have you lost it again?

I'm not an a**hole!

You definitely are.

But I was calling her an a**hole, not you.

Damn you!

You a**holes take me as your master?

Clear out of here!

Sorry about that.

Get out, all of you.

She kindly invited us to eat.

You bang her table

and ask her to hit you...

...and call her an a**hole.

Go and face the wall.

Contemplate what you've done.

What have you ever contributed

to society?

Don't come back until you figure it out.

Come back!

-We haven't figured it out yet.

-Don't give it any more thought.

-Come back!

-Still contemplating it.

Don't bother, she's caught me!

Rake!

Up, up!

Quick, up! Quick, up!

Fine, that's enough.

You can stop now.

Master, time to show your hand.

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