Journey to Saturn Page #3

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Owr, but really ...

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Kurt Maj, look over here.

Mr. Prime Mlnister, look at the duck.

Mr. Maj, l seem to have a problem

with protocol 314.

lt's a video, but l can't access it.

And l've never heard of it befere.

Don't trouble your pretty head

with that technical stuff.

But l'm Techical Director, Mr. Maj.

What's the protocol on knocking

befere approaching your superior?

- That ... yo shod knock flsth?

- Exactly.

lf thls had been Kabul, your mother

would've had you back in a body bag.

Look me ln the eyes.

l knew lt! You've got it.

The look of death. We've

stared death straight ln the eyes.

You never forget your first time, huh?

The first kill!

Mine was ln Belrut '82. Them were

the days. How many kllls have you had?

That ls ... two ... eh,

fifty ... nlnety!

lt's an honour to have you aboard.

Let's have a real astronaut chat.

Yes, definitely. l just have

to check some ... navlgation stuff.

That's right, Per.

The mission comes first!

What a beautiful cow.

Please sit down.

- Bratwurst?

- So big!

l just love that movle, dude! Ole

has to watch lt at least once a day.

Then llttle Ole will come out to play.

And for a dollar, l'll let you watch.

Aah, p*ssy, wonderful p*ssy.

Let's have some p*ssy ...

See what l've made, dude.

A pee bubble! Made of pee!

Ylkes! Get that thlng away from me.

- lt's just llke urine squash!

- No! My photos!

- Ole's invented a new sport with pee!

- l'll be damned ...

Be quiet!

Yuck, sham on you!

That's what comes from having such

a ... wog aboard this craft. Yuck!

l expect discipline on thls mission!

ln the Gulf, we dldn't have any

of thls stlnking monkey business!

HOT DOGS:

They're almost there.

All hands on deck!

ETA on Saturn ln T minus 15 mlnutes.

Ready for landing?

Say, what are you dolng?

l'm ready to put on my helmet in case

of ... acute decompression symptoms?

Of course! Why didn't l think of that?

Good polnt, Per.

Touchdown. Welcome to Saturn.

Good! Form formation

"The Capture of Saturn". All hands!

l hereby raise this flag as a symbol

of the Danish colonlzation of Saturn.

For King, Country ... No, for God,

Klng, and Country. Yes, l'm ready.

God save our gracious King ...

No, dammit!

And hero is Denmark,

and hero is Denmark, ol, ol, ol.

Thls ls a clear breach of the chain

of command! Turn that thing oft!

From the top!

Hey ho, here we go,

d'ya want Ole's cock' you filthy ho?

And Ole ... Ole ...

Don't worry. lt's under control.

Give me your wristwatches.

We, the Whlte Gods, bring you glfts

as a token of our good lntentions.

Obey us, or we'll use our flre sticks!

They don't llke you shoutlng at them.

Flddlesticks. Primltlve civllizatlons

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