Joshy

Hey!

Hey.

Someone's still in bed.

Hey, babe,

what if we stay in

for dinner tonight

and I cook?

Just the two of us?

Man:

Instead of going out?

Yeah, sure.

Whatever you want.

Really?

That's cool.

I have chicken.

- I like chicken.

I'm a chicken man.

Woman:

Hi, mom.

Oh, how are you?

Mahjong?

You don't play mahjong,

do you?

I gotta go.

Let me call you

in a little bit.

All right,

i love you.

All right. Bye.

Rachel?

Rachel?

Rachel?

Oh, my god.

Rachel?

Oh, um.

Woman on TV:

...San Francisco private jet

to Georgia...

Hey, man,

how's it going?

- Man:
Joshy called me.

- Woman:
Is he okay?

Do you remember

when I put

the deposit down

on that house in Ojai

for his bachelor party?

Well, I guess the person

that owns the house

called, uh, joshy,

and they were like,

"what are gonna do?"

- Right.

- So, um-- so then

he called me.

And was like,

"what do you wanna do?"

'Cause you can't get

the deposit back.

And he's like,

"well...

We have the house."

- Are you gonna go?

- Mm, I don't know.

Are you stoned?

Hey!

Hey, man.

- How are you?

How are you?

What?

What the f*ck

was that?

Be careful!

I was saying

"how are you?" Before.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

It just-- it obviously

wasn't the best time.

Yeah.

Joshy!

Joshy?

Joshy?

Hmm.

Dude...

Don't touch it.

It's a fucking

sniper rifle.

It's a bb gun.

See?

It's loaded.

Goddamn right it is.

Man:

Think about what it

would have been like

as a child in 1939

or 1964

to get taken

by your parents

to the New York

world's fair, right?

So they take you

to, I don't know, say,

the Chilean pavilion.

And you're

smelling Chilean food

for the first time.

You've never even

seen it before.

- You're seeing people dressed

in traditional Chilean garb--

hey, guys.

Ari? Adam?

I'm Eric.

- Oh, hey, man.

- Oh, yes, dude.

So funny on

the reply alls, man.

- Hi, nice to meet you.

- Oh, thanks, man.

I like to set

a little tone

over email

just to let people know

what kind of bro

they're gonna get.

- No, it was hilarious.

- For sure. Tone set.

I don't know if Joshua

gave you any background

on me,

but I live with him

in the same housing complex.

Lived with him.

But that's actually what

i think this weekend's

gonna be great for.

It's, like, just

cleansing the palate.

Keep it light,

keep it fun.

Yes, keeping it light,

i think, is Paramount.

You brought a bunch

of board games.

Awesome.

Yeah, this is kind of

the big one that I'm

looking forward to.

"Mecha dungeon crawl,"

have you seen this?

No.

It's a really big, long

complicated co-op game.

That it'll take

a couple hours to

go through the directions.

- So it's like "cranium"?

- No, it's not like "cranium."

It's a lot more

complicated than that.

More like

"apples to apples"?

No, it's not like that

at all either.

We got a portion of time

that will be perfect

for, like, these games.

Like, you and Josh

can do that.

- And, like, you and I can...

- Get high?

- Burn it up.

- I have a one-hitter.

Actually, do you guys mind

not doing that in here?

You know, I just wanna

be able to come in here

and get in bed

and sleep

and not have ash

and detritus

and paraphernalia

everywhere.

Okay, no detritus

in this room.

I'm a backpack hip-hop kid,

you know?

- Oh, of course. Uh-huh.

- J5, dilated peoples,

- like, everybody, you know?

- Yeah, I love

tribe called quest.

- Stone's throw.

- Yeah, stone's throw is cool.

But I also like t swift,

you know?

- Josh:
Hey!

- Hey, Joshua!

Hey, Eric.

Oh, my god!

Holy shit.

Hey. Hi.

I'm katee.

- Hey.

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