
Joshy
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 93 min
- 109 Views
Hey!
Hey.
Someone's still in bed.
Hey, babe,
what if we stay in
for dinner tonight
and I cook?
Just the two of us?
Man:
Instead of going out?
Yeah, sure.
Whatever you want.
Really?
That's cool.
I have chicken.
- I like chicken.
I'm a chicken man.
Woman:
Hi, mom.
Oh, how are you?
Mahjong?
You don't play mahjong,
do you?
I gotta go.
Let me call you
in a little bit.
All right,
i love you.
All right. Bye.
Rachel?
Rachel?
Rachel?
Oh, my god.
Rachel?
Oh, um.
Woman on TV:
to Georgia...
Hey, man,
how's it going?
- Woman:
Is he okay?Do you remember
when I put
the deposit down
on that house in Ojai
for his bachelor party?
Well, I guess the person
that owns the house
called, uh, joshy,
and they were like,
"what are gonna do?"
- Right.
- So, um-- so then
he called me.
And was like,
"what do you wanna do?"
'Cause you can't get
the deposit back.
And he's like,
"well...
We have the house."
- Are you gonna go?
- Mm, I don't know.
Are you stoned?
Hey!
Hey, man.
- How are you?
How are you?
What?
What the f*ck
was that?
Be careful!
I was saying
"how are you?" Before.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
It just-- it obviously
wasn't the best time.
Yeah.
Joshy!
Joshy?
Joshy?
Hmm.
Dude...
Don't touch it.
It's a fucking
sniper rifle.
It's a bb gun.
See?
It's loaded.
Goddamn right it is.
Man:
Think about what it
would have been like
as a child in 1939
or 1964
to get taken
by your parents
to the New York
world's fair, right?
So they take you
to, I don't know, say,
the Chilean pavilion.
And you're
smelling Chilean food
for the first time.
You've never even
seen it before.
- You're seeing people dressed
in traditional Chilean garb--
hey, guys.
Ari? Adam?
I'm Eric.
- Oh, hey, man.
- Oh, yes, dude.
So funny on
the reply alls, man.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Oh, thanks, man.
I like to set
a little tone
over email
just to let people know
what kind of bro
they're gonna get.
- No, it was hilarious.
- For sure. Tone set.
I don't know if Joshua
gave you any background
on me,
but I live with him
in the same housing complex.
Lived with him.
But that's actually what
i think this weekend's
gonna be great for.
It's, like, just
cleansing the palate.
Keep it light,
keep it fun.
Yes, keeping it light,
i think, is Paramount.
You brought a bunch
of board games.
Awesome.
Yeah, this is kind of
the big one that I'm
looking forward to.
"Mecha dungeon crawl,"
have you seen this?
No.
It's a really big, long
complicated co-op game.
That it'll take
go through the directions.
- So it's like "cranium"?
- No, it's not like "cranium."
It's a lot more
complicated than that.
More like
"apples to apples"?
No, it's not like that
at all either.
We got a portion of time
that will be perfect
for, like, these games.
Like, you and Josh
can do that.
- And, like, you and I can...
- Get high?
- Burn it up.
- I have a one-hitter.
Actually, do you guys mind
not doing that in here?
You know, I just wanna
be able to come in here
and get in bed
and sleep
and not have ash
and detritus
and paraphernalia
everywhere.
Okay, no detritus
in this room.
I'm a backpack hip-hop kid,
you know?
- Oh, of course. Uh-huh.
- J5, dilated peoples,
- like, everybody, you know?
- Yeah, I love
tribe called quest.
- Stone's throw.
- Yeah, stone's throw is cool.
But I also like t swift,
you know?
- Josh:
Hey!- Hey, Joshua!
Hey, Eric.
Oh, my god!
Holy shit.
Hey. Hi.
I'm katee.
- Hey.
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