Joshy
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 93 min
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Hey!
Hey.
Someone's still in bed.
Hey, babe,
what if we stay in
for dinner tonight
and I cook?
Just the two of us?
Man:
Instead of going out?
Yeah, sure.
Whatever you want.
Really?
That's cool.
I have chicken.
- I like chicken.
I'm a chicken man.
Woman:
Hi, mom.
Oh, how are you?
Mahjong?
You don't play mahjong,
do you?
I gotta go.
Let me call you
in a little bit.
All right,
i love you.
All right. Bye.
Rachel?
Rachel?
Rachel?
Oh, my god.
Rachel?
Oh, um.
Woman on TV:
to Georgia...
Hey, man,
how's it going?
- Woman:
Is he okay?Do you remember
when I put
the deposit down
on that house in Ojai
for his bachelor party?
Well, I guess the person
that owns the house
called, uh, joshy,
and they were like,
"what are gonna do?"
- Right.
- So, um-- so then
he called me.
And was like,
"what do you wanna do?"
'Cause you can't get
the deposit back.
And he's like,
"well...
We have the house."
- Are you gonna go?
- Mm, I don't know.
Are you stoned?
Hey!
Hey, man.
- How are you?
How are you?
What?
What the f***
was that?
Be careful!
I was saying
"how are you?" Before.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
It just-- it obviously
wasn't the best time.
Yeah.
Joshy!
Joshy?
Joshy?
Hmm.
Dude...
Don't touch it.
It's a f***ing
sniper rifle.
It's a bb gun.
See?
It's loaded.
Goddamn right it is.
Man:
Think about what it
would have been like
as a child in 1939
or 1964
to get taken
by your parents
to the New York
world's fair, right?
So they take you
to, I don't know, say,
the Chilean pavilion.
And you're
smelling Chilean food
for the first time.
You've never even
seen it before.
- You're seeing people dressed
in traditional Chilean garb--
hey, guys.
Ari? Adam?
I'm Eric.
- Oh, hey, man.
- Oh, yes, dude.
So funny on
the reply alls, man.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Oh, thanks, man.
I like to set
a little tone
over email
just to let people know
what kind of bro
they're gonna get.
- No, it was hilarious.
- For sure. Tone set.
I don't know if Joshua
gave you any background
on me,
but I live with him
in the same housing complex.
Lived with him.
But that's actually what
i think this weekend's
gonna be great for.
It's, like, just
cleansing the palate.
Keep it light,
keep it fun.
Yes, keeping it light,
i think, is Paramount.
You brought a bunch
of board games.
Awesome.
Yeah, this is kind of
the big one that I'm
looking forward to.
"Mecha dungeon crawl,"
have you seen this?
No.
It's a really big, long
complicated co-op game.
That it'll take
go through the directions.
- So it's like "cranium"?
- No, it's not like "cranium."
It's a lot more
complicated than that.
More like
"apples to apples"?
No, it's not like that
at all either.
We got a portion of time
that will be perfect
for, like, these games.
Like, you and Josh
can do that.
- And, like, you and I can...
- Get high?
- Burn it up.
- I have a one-hitter.
Actually, do you guys mind
not doing that in here?
You know, I just wanna
be able to come in here
and get in bed
and sleep
and not have ash
and detritus
and paraphernalia
everywhere.
Okay, no detritus
in this room.
I'm a backpack hip-hop kid,
you know?
- Oh, of course. Uh-huh.
- J5, dilated peoples,
- like, everybody, you know?
- Yeah, I love
tribe called quest.
- Stone's throw.
- Yeah, stone's throw is cool.
But I also like t swift,
you know?
- Josh:
Hey!- Hey, Joshua!
Hey, Eric.
Oh, my god!
Holy sh*t.
Hey. Hi.
I'm katee.
- Hey.
- Thanks for coming, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, thanks...
How are you?
You okay?
I don't know who you are.
I like hugging you, though.
- I'm katee.
- So, uh,
are you, like,
- No.
- Of the prop--
no, no.
- No, no.
- No, I'm just--
I'm katee.
- Yeah, katee from Ojai.
- Katee from Ojai.
- Friend from Ojai.
- Just met last night.
Do you wanna hang out?
We're gonna get into a Cypher.
- Okay.
But you have fun.
Have fun.
- I'll walk you to your car.
- Oh.
- Bye.
- Katee:
I'm so gladI got to see you.
- Um, yeah.
- Yeah.
She seemed
really cool, man.
- Who, katee?
- Mm-hmm.
Yeah, she was, she is.
She is very cool.
- How did you meet her?
- I got here yesterday.
- Right.
- So I was here
before anyone else,
and, uh,
i had nothing to do.
- So I went to
the bar in town.
- Uh-huh.
And I don't know.
I just, like,
was at the bar
and she came up to me,
starting chatting,
and it was, like,
super easy to talk to.
"It was." She was
super easy to talk to.
Good for you, man.
Well, look, she's cool.
She really is.
I mean, we're not gonna
get married or anything,
but...
Who else are we gonna
be able to celebrate
this, uh,
sexual victory with?
Yeah, when is
everybody else coming?
Um, this--
this is
actually the crew.
Everybody else
kind of flaked.
I know it's
only four of us.
Is that weird?
No, no,
it's not weird at all.
I think, um-- I think
a small crew is cool.
Yeah, we're gonna
be like the Beatles.
We are like the Beatles.
- You're like John and Paul.
- I'm Ringo 'cause
i keep it light
and I look a little bit
like a possum.
And I'm George
'cause I'm stony
and I, you know,
can't get enough of the sun.
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