Jonah Lives Page #3

One time for everybody here,

- Make a muscle for everybody.

- Dad, please. Please, dad.

Come on, don't be embarrassed.

Your father's proud of you.

Honey, that boy has nothing

to be embarrassed about.

My god!

So freaking handsome.

Yes, yes, my goodness.

Oh, he has grown

since the last time

I saw him.

I have grown much bigger.

Naughty boy.

FATHER:
That kid's gonna

be all-pro some day.

All-pro.

Ain't that right, son?

You bet, dad.

FATHER:
Chip off the

old block, I tell you.

Hey, you never made all-pro.

I guess, it all depends

on who you ask.

You're baby-sitter again, huh?

That's right

You're in the best place

in the whole world.

You just don't realize it, yet.

[PEOPLE CHATTING]

You don't belong upstairs.

Your son is a grown up man.

Join the party, Zora.

Lighten up.

B*tch!

This one's a little...

...young for you,

isn't he?

If you're judging

by my late husband,

even you would

be considered young.

Interesting.

Cheers.

Hey, I'm watching that.

No, you're not.

I'm not?

No.

It's watching you.

Know what this is?

Duh! Books.

Wise ass.

These books have

all the answers

that you're ever gonna

need to know your entire life.

How old are you?

Nine. My birthday is next week.

So, you can read them, right?

Uh, yeah. For a long time.

Good.

This is a good place

for you to start then.

The Holy Bible?

What kinda book is this?

The oldest one.

It's about the beginning

of mankind.

Is this about sex?

'Cause I know about sex.

I know I became

in my mum's belly

and came out of mum's cookie.

I saw the video.

This is about what you are

and what you can be.

It's also a great place

to start

if you wanna know

everything there is to know.

So, you read all these books?

And, now you know everything?

Yeah, I suppose I do.

Don't put that TV back on.

[SONG PLAYING]

A VG board! That's wicked cool.

Ouija?

That's the f***ing game you got?

Yeah, Ouija. Never heard of it?

This is cool but isn't this

a two player game?

This is old.

What's this do?

It points out the answers

on the board.

Spells out the letters.

Whatever you ask.

I got this from...

...from the real deal.

Your ass you did.

F*** you! Got this from a gypsy.

That if she wasn't a witch,

she had witches in her family.

Right.

How much did it cost?

Twenty five bucks.

Twenty five bucks?

For a piece of wood?

I think you got a deal.

If it works I mean.

That's a real spare board.

She also said it's very active.

She also said... it's a secret.

Really?

You said it yourself.

Think about it.

"It's a two player game?"

I said that.

The more the better up to six.

With more than six,

things can get kinda messy,

you know.

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