Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie Page #5

Season #2 Episode #1

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PERCY:

(singing)

I'm a bald bunny, ain't got no fur I'm a bald bunny, brrr brrr brrr.

ANNIE:

I have to go to the bathroom.

DAD:

You know I'm usually not that clumsy in the car... Usually I'm quite dexterous.

BOB:

Two flat tires. How in the world are we gonna change two flat tires?... Where's the phone?...

PERCY:

(singing)

I'm a bald bunny, looking kinda silly

I'm a bald bunny, feeling really chilly...

lauRA

(mourning)

I lost my ticket!

JR:

(to Laura)

If you hadn't been teasing me with it, we Wouldn't be in this mess, Laura!

Laura looks down sadly. JEAN CLAUDE and PHILLIP PEA observe our friends as they enter the restaurant and put up with the racket momentarily, then can take no more...

Jean claude & phillip

(clearing throats, together)

eh.. eh.. Ahem... May we help you?

Our friends stop in their tracks and look up to the imposing hosts. They all pause for a moment then blurt out simultaneously:

BOB:

The Asparagus whacked me in the head with a guitar and our van got taken out by a mad porcupine, then another one got me... here.

PERCY:

(singing)

Bald, bald, bunny, bunny Look over there bunny! Hair over there bunny! What fur? That fur! There's some fur bald bunny!

DAD:

Maybe it's because I'm used to the ukulele, The neck is so much shorter... Yeah... that's why. Say, I need to call my wife!

JR:

Laura was teasing me with her "special ticket," and then it flew right out the window and she screamed and made the van crash..

Jr turns to Laura

JR (cont'd)

and now none of us get to see Twippo!

ANNIE waits for everyone to finish shouting, then comments sweetly:

ANNIE:

May I please use the bathroom?

JEAN CLAUDE and PHILLIPE look at each other then turn back to the crowd.

PHillipe

Down the hall, first door on the left.

ANNIE:

Thank you.

ANNIE hops off toward the bathroom. There is a video game at the end of the hall, as well. PERCY looks on.

PERCY:

Oooh! Captain Ahab's Moby Blaster! My favorite!

PERCY follows ANNIE down the hall.

JEAN CLAUDE:

What do you want?

BOB:

Well sirs... The Asparagus hit me in the head with a guitar and an angry mother porcupine shot out our tires and one of her babies got me...

BOB turns his bottom around toward the peas and shows his back side with the quill sticking out.

JEAN CLAUDE & PHILLIPE

oooh.

DAD:

... and I need to use your phone to call...

BOB:

(cutting off Dad)

A tow truck.

DAD:

...My wife.

JEAN CLAUDE:

I see.

PhILLIPE

(to Dad)

Next to the Moby Blaster.

DAD:

Thanks.

DAD hops off toward the phone. BOB, JR. and LAURA remain.

JEAN CLAUDE:

... Well... In the meantime, would you like to have a seat? Maybe enjoy a nice... combo platter?...

Cheesy DRUMS starts up...

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