John Dies At The End Page #3
three quarters,
a nickel, three pennies.
The pennies are dated
Well, I'll be damned.
That's a neat trick,
Mr. Wong.
If you flip the nickel 10
times, you'll get heads,
heads, tails, heads, tails, tails,
tails, heads, tails, tails.
I don't think I wanna
take the time to do that.
Last night you had
a dream, Arnie.
You dreamt you were being chased
through the forest by your mother.
She was lashing you with a whip
made of knotted penises.
- That's right, Arnie.
- Everything you know is wrong.
You've got my attention,
Mr. Wong.
Oh, it gets better.
A lot better.
- Bullshit. What it gets
- Is worse.
A lot worse.
It started just
We were just a year
or two out of high school,
just kids.
So that friend of mine John,
he had a band.
I once knew a man...
actually, I made that up.
One, two, three, four!
My melon soul
camel holocaust
crushed by
your Gallagher of apathy
camel holocaust
there's a wolf behind you!
Camel holocaust
no wait, it's just a dog
camel holocaust
hair! Hair!
Hair!
Hair!
my hat smells
like lubricant
camel holocaust
I don't want
to touch it...
- Tempted to say something like,
"who would've thought
bring about the end
of the world?"
Hair! Hair!
Hair!
Hair!
hair! Hair!
- Hey, Fred.
- Hey.
Here's to all of the
kisses I've snatched
and vice-versa.
Amen.
Justin.
Girl, what you thinking?
- Justin, please!
- Get your hand off me.
Please give it
back to me, Justin.
Please?
Please give it back
to me, Justin.
Get your hand off me, girl. No!
Could I have that back, please?
Umm, hey, you're...
you're Amy, right?
Um...
Do you want a beer?
No, my dog just...
Bit some Jamaican guy.
I've got to go find him.
Man, my Uncle lost a foot
in his riding mower.
Says you can still feel it.
What's that... what's that called?
Fantasy leg situation
or something like that?
It's called
phantom limb syndrome,
and all amputees get it
and it goes away.
A**hole.
Good one, Fred.
I'm floating, man.
- And that's real magic, man.
- What's up?
Is there some guy exposing
himself over there?
Oh my God,
that guy just levitated...
- Right off the ground.
- How high?
- Wow.
- Ooh.
You gotta love
the skeptic, man.
Lemme guess...
about six inches
above the grass, right?
Balducci levitation?
Let's see. What can I do to
impress Mr. skeptic man here?
Ah, look at there.
You forgot to wash behind
your ears there, didn't ya?
It's a quarter, right?
Well, the bug's a nice touch.
Oh.
Do you dream, man?
I interpret dreams...
For a beer.
Well, I don't have any beer,
so I guess I'm out of luck.
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