Joe Page #5

what you're doing, Joe.

Man, look at that.

Oh, man.

- There's some good stuff here.

That is some good stuff.

Now look here.

Man, that is pretty.

Yeah, that's how you do it.

Butterfly steak.

Wonderful.

- You see how I did that?

Now do it here,

here and here.

Y'all can cut up

the rest of it.

So, when you gonna

have another crap game?

Uh, tonight.

You wanna come by?

- What time?

- 10:
00.

We're making

a birthday cake.

Joe, you know who's gonna

make the birthday cake.

I'm gonna make

a birthday cake tonight.

Are you, Stacy?

I love you, Henry,

but you know what?

I am the f***ing

birthday girl here

and I have to make

my own damn cake?

It's not my problem.

I'll make me

a birthday cake, no problem.

I gotta go uptown.

y'all need anything?

Honey, I think I need

some freezer paper.

Bring me back

some damn freezer paper

and another pack

of cigarettes.

- Good stuff.

- We love you, baby.

That back

scrapple, that's the part

that basically

I only eat.

Hello, Joe!

Hold on, boy!

Joe, you all right?

You know who did

that, that a**hole Willie.

He's crazy.

Ladies and gentlemen,

ladies and gentlemen,

ladies and gentlemen,

ladies and gentlemen.

Can we go now?

What you doing?

Where you gonna go?

We're gonna go into town

and get some food. Come on.

Get something to eat

with what?

We ain't got

hardly nothing here.

Well, it ain't much,

but it's something.

- Come on.

- I ain't getting up.

Are you drunk?

No,

I ain't drunk.

- I know you drunk.

- No, I ain't drunk.

You're like,

"I ain't drunk. "

I ain't take

my medicine today, boy.

- I didn't take my medicine today.

- "I'm just tired. "

"I ain't drunk. "

- Come on, get up.

- Uh, no.

Come on.

Come on, get up.

Come on, please?

You'll be all right.

Come on.

I'll help you up.

You can make it.

Yeah. No-

you know what?

I'm gonna sit right here

in the dirt.

I'm gonna teach you

a little about break dancing.

You ever see

break dancing before?

You know what "pop" and

you know what "locking" is?

Huh, do you, bud?

Take this hand right here,

pretend it's going over a wave

like you're out there

in the ocean.

You floating.

Come on, son.

You floating

out in the ocean.

Whoa. Tidal wave coming

across the other side.

Here we go. Oh, yeah.

We're waving now.

Bring it back up.

Here comes the big one.

Ow-oo! Yeah.

Here it is. Hey! Hey!

Oh, now, now. That sh*t

ain't funny right there.

That sh*t ain't

funny at all.

I'll come get it now.

You want it. You want it?

I'm not through

with my lesson.

Life's lesson. You only

learned about waving.

Popping.

You ever see popping?

Pop. That's pop. You

know what locking is?

I really can't do

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