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or, "We cremated Bernice."
- Yeah, "cremated"
I think is good.
- I hope that the play
is a huge success.
I think the play
will remind them
I'm an actress.
I'm a writer.
And if we get great reviews,
it will open up
"One of my earliest memories,
I must have been,
"tops, six years old.
"My mother took me to see
Paul Robeson in Othello,
"and I remember smelling
the smells of the theater,
and I thought,
'This is where I belong."'
I was in everything
you could do at college.
There was never a discussion
in my own head
of where I was going,
and it was always acting.
Always going to be an actress.
- Were you-were you-you were
straight acting or comedy?
No, no, comedy, never.
I just knew that I could work
as a comedian at night
and make money to make
the rounds as an actress.
And that's the only reason
I went into comedy.
Sometimes I sit at home,
and I think to myself,
"Joan, yes, you're a diva.
You're a diva.
"Penthouse, limo, furs.
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff."
But a diva can get lonely.
And I say this to my staff,
I say, "Staff..."
I don't know any of their names,
because they're like you people.
They come.
They go.
Sometimes I say to them,
"Staff, I'm lonely.
Who's going to f*** me tonight,
staff?"
Oh!
That's their reaction.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is delicious, huh?
This is Kevin,
who runs my house,
also without asking me anything.
Thank God.
That is Debbie,
his wife, over there,
who really is the brains
behind Kevin.
It's true.
It's bacon, you idiot.
This is my apartment,
and it's very grand.
This is how Marie Antoinette
would have lived
if she had had money.
- You try to explain to people
before you go to her house,
"What you're about to see,
nobody lives like this.
"Maybe the queen of England,
but besides that,
nobody lives like this."
- I live very, very, very well.
That's to start with.
And I know I have to work
for it.
I could stop and live carefully,
but that's ridiculous.
I don't want to live carefully.
and live the way I live
and have a wonderful time.
- When I hear the numbers
from her accountant,
because, you know,
behind our client's back,
everyone's whispering.
So they called me,
and they said,
"Billy, you've got to pull
another rabbit out of the hat."
"How many rabbits would you like
out of the hat?
I don't have that many
more rabbits in my hat."
- When I first hit
my manager then was a man
named Jack Rollins,
and he said, "You're going
to be an industry.
When people hit,
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