Jersey Girl Page #3

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No, I want to take you right to your door.

Wait!

I need your name and your address,

so I can pay you back.

-Save your money. Go to driving school.

-No, I gotta pay you back.

There you go.

How about we never do it again?

Call me with the damages.

Toby Mastallone, Hackensack.

One "T," two "L's"!

See you, Sal.

Yes. All right.

Guys.

Where have you been?

We had to let ourselves in.

-I found him.

-Who?

Him. Mr. Make-It-Happen.

Mr. Sal Torme.

-He's Italian?

-He's in trouble, is what he is.

-Where'd you meet him?

-A Mercedes dealership.

Get out of here.

I swear to God, Cook. I felt so pathetic.

I thought, "What am I doing here?"

And then I saw him.

My heart started pounding so fast...

-that I could hardly restrain myself.

-Is he cute?

Oh, my God. He is gorgeous.

He has dark hair and big blue eyes.

What, did you just walk up to him and say:

"I'm looking for a gorgeous, rich guy,

and you're it"?

I chased him down and wrecked his car.

-Oh, my God.

-You got into a car accident?

Just a little one. I ran

his brand-new Mercedes into a bus bench.

A Mercedes? He must be rich.

Who cares? He's just the greatest guy

in the entire world.

Did he ask you out?

Not yet, but I'm sure

he's thinking about it right now.

Thanks, Bernie.

I'm sorry, baby. Go ahead.

What were you saying?

-Sal, what are you doing?

-I'm working.

Could you take a break

and come play again?

You ask me this every day.

I can't, honey. I gotta work.

I know, but I was just thinking about

what you were doing to me this morning...

and how good it felt.

I want you to do it again.

You know, you keep talking like this,

and I'm not gonna make it till tonight.

And, Sal...

I seem to have lost my panties.

And I was wondering if you'd found them?

Could you check inside your jacket pocket?

Bye, Sal.

-Hey, Pop.

-What?

When you first met Mom,

did you instantly know she was it?

What's to know?

We got along, we got married. Simple.

That's simple, okay.

Toby, remember that fellow

I mentioned, Gino?

I gave him your number.

-You gave him my number?

-Just talk to the guy.

-lf you don't like him, then--

-Pop, I met someone.

You met a guy?

No kidding, pretty face. What's his name?

-Sal Torme.

-Torme?

-Sounds ltalian. Is he ltalian?

-I think so.

So when can I meet him?

We haven't exactly connected yet.

What exactly does that mean,

you haven't exactly connected?

I haven't really talked to him.

Then how you do you know

you're gonna go out?

I don't know I'm gonna go out with him.

I want to go out with him.

Has he given you any indication

that he wants to go out with you?

I'm not exactly his type.

I have to make a few changes.

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