Jennifer’s Body Page #2
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- 2009
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You guys don't have
anything in common.
Yeah. Okay, Chip.
Guess who's got the whip
until 1 1 :
30.A 2003 Chrysler Sebring,
and it's all mine.
[ Giggles ]
Oh, hi, Chip.
[ Sniffs ]
It smells like Thai food in here.
- Have you guys been f***ing?
- You're gross.
- You're gross. You're gross.
- You're so gross.
F*** you.
Let's go to the club.
Melody Lane is not a club.
It's a bar.
It's not even a bar.
It's like a bingo hall
with taps.
Eat my ass, Chip.
You're justJell-O
'cause you're not invited.
I'm notJell-O.
That place is disgusting.
Everyone in there
has a mustache.
You're totallyJell-O.
You're lime-green Jell-O,
and you can't even admit it
to yourself.
[ Exhales ]
Stop kidnapping my girlfriend.
♪♪ [ Rock ]
You wish.
Chip was right.
Melody Lane is definitely not a club.
Clubs are for attractive people
Clubs have D.J.'s and champagne.
[ Man ]
As they come around the corner-
All we have is a jukebox
and a sticker toilet.
♪ You wanna fly
Don't want your feet on the ground ♪
- ♪ You stay up, you won't come down ♪
- [ Chattering ]
old enough to get wasted.
Hey, Jennifer.
You look really pretty.
What up, Craig?
[ Laughs ]
He thinks he's cute enough for me.
And that's why he's in retard math.
Swing and miss.
Hey, it's Ahmet from India,
I wonder if he's circumcised.
I always wanted
to try a sea cucumber.
Ew.
Jennifer Check.
Shouldn't poison yourself
with that sh*t.
Unless you want me
to arrest ya for possession.
You're not even out of
the academy yet, Roman.
Two more months.
Then I'm on the force for reals.
Are you, uh—
you're gonna cuff me?
[ Groans ]
Don't do that.
Okay? Not here.
[ Needy ]
Hey, that's the band.
Mmm. You can totally tell
they're from the city.
Yeah, 'cause they're
wearing eyeliner. They look
like a bunch of faygos.
Roman, because you're
a small-time Gomer.
I wish we had more guys
like that in Devil's Kettle.
All stylish and sh*t.
[ Tuning ]
[Jennifer ]
I think they need two groupies.
No! No. Come on.
Don't be so J.V., Needy.
They're just boys, morsels.
We have all the power.
Don't you know that?
These things?
These are like
smart bombs. Okay?
You point them
in the right direction,
and sh*t gets real.
Hi.
Hi.
Uh— [ Giggling ]
we just wanted to meet you
or something.
I'm Jennifer Check,
and this is my friend.
Hi. I'm Nikolai.
This is, uh—
These guys are my band.
Low Shoulder.
Yeah, we've heard—
You play your instruments
really super good.
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