Jeepers Creepers 3 Page #3

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You wouldn't wanna come

with me to Hooks, would you?

And get in the way?

Do you like him or not?

He does have a really cute butt.

And from that springs love!

Idiot.

What the hell is that?

Somebody just ditched it out here?

Hell, I would.

What do you think's in it?

Other than cow sh*t,

what do you think's in it?

- No way.

- Oh, hell no.

- No way what?

- Look at that license plate.

Beating you?

Be eating you, and no way.

Right.

No way, that story's bullshit.

No, no, I

heard it really happened.

Yeah, I did, too.

- Real people disappeared.

- 20 years ago.

23 and it's just a story.

What story?

The guy who drove

around and ate people.

In a scary-ass old truck

with that license plate.

Jeepers Creepers.

What?

Wasn't that the song the

guy sang or somethin'?

Look, it's homemade.

At least one idiot

every Halloween

makes a license

plate that says that.

You think it just drove in?

The tracks look fresh.

Do you think somebody

could be in there?

Man.

It's warm.

Of course it's warm, you dip-sh*t.

It's been sitting out in the sun.

Who'd dump it out here?

Who wouldn't?

Hello!

I can't see sh*t.

What say we beat it

in case they come back?

Anybody in there?

Hey, hello in there!

What the is wrong with you, man?

What?

- I was just knockin'!

- Well, don't.

Idiot.

Man, I say we get the hell outta here.

Wait.

Break the windows first?

Hell yes, we do!

We gotta kill Frankenstein's truck, right?

Dibs on the windshield.

Kiss my ass, you ugly old b*tch!

Did you see that?

That thing tried to kill

me, nicked my ear.

Maybe it tries to kill things

more stupid than it.

What the hell?

Those can't be real.

Those flies are real.

That smell is real.

You gonna be driving

up to see us?

Go Wheaton Valley.

Right?

So, 10 bales of Alfalfa?

Right.

No grandma today, huh?

How's she doin'?

Um...

You're not on the load list.

Oh-oh.

Do you wanna talk to my dad?

Do you want me to?

I should put her on my load list.

You know why she lives

with her grandma, right?

Addie couldn't get

along with her stepdad,

so instead of kicking him

out, her mom ships her ass

out here to live with

her crazy grandma.

Can you really blame me

though, I mean, look at her.

I'm just gonna go

to Carlan's and see if we have

some credit on there.

Hey, just wait a minute.

What happened?

Bernardy's, load it up

and get it out there now.

He' waiting for it.

What are you doing?

She loves that horse more

than anything in the world,

and right now it's

got nothing to eat.

'Cause they're broke!

You think we're ever gonna see

the money that they owe us?

The state's not even

sending them checks anymore.

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