Jebiga Page #3

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Every photographer's got his

style. Right. I'll remember.

Good morning; papers.

- Don't do that.

I could get a heart attack.

Representatives of the press,

have we earned anything?

Nothing. But we discovered

a primary drug.

It's for free and it totally works.

- Oh, come on.

Take care of the bag.

The bag, the bag.

You thieving prick. OK, we all

steal a bit, if we are in need.

But you aren't in need:

2000, 2700 tolars.

What's this?

You ain't in need at all.

Don't take the smack.

Please.

You're really not in need

and you steal.

Please, don't take

the smack.

Come on d*ckhead

you didn't have to start this,

but a guy makes

his living out of that bag.

Come on

leave him the smack,

so he doesn't start

killing grandmas.

Forget it, we've got every

moral right to take eveything.

OK, I'll leave the needles.

He's got everything and he steals.

We've won.

So, confiscation.

Did you get a picture?

I could do a great article:

"What are the police doing?"

He didn't seem very photogenic.

Anyway, I told you

to take care of my bag.

Yeah, well, I just wanted

to turn around a bit, too.

Don't you get used to it.

This is dangerous.

Yeah, well, you could've taken

a picture of how I...

Great action.

- Bastards!

It's a pity there's no duck,

I would've given it some bread.

Right, it's so boring.

This is supposed to be a river

that runs through the capital.

Crap. Where are the boats,

where are the ships?

Everywhere they have boats

and ships, tourism, the sights,

London, Paris, Amsterdam,

Belgrade, swimming, hotels,

restaurants, mixed grill,

striptease.

We cretins have only got

a bit of crap here and there.

Floating.

Yeah, there aren't even

any ducks.

There could be

a bit more life here.

That would be real crap.

Well, right away you'd find

some d*ckhead on a scooter

and that would be

a be real party, right?

Oh, you'd better imitate

those cicadas or whatever.

Crickets.

OK, seaside snapshot.

Potatoes, mulled wine with

basil, and next to it,

a nice little trout.

Sorry to be annoying,

but the trout is a freshwater fish.

A sea fish would be like,

like the sardine.

You must've seen that

On a can.

So how do you know

so much about animals?

You got a book or what?

Nature's OK.

Except some beetles.

Now everything's itchy already.

There must be

mosquitoes here.

Imitate a cicada: maybe

mosquitoes are afraid of them.

Crickets.

- OK, crickets.

Maybe mosquitoes

are afraid of them.

What do you think, Mr Expert?

Are they or are they not

afraid of crickets?

I wouldn't know.

Yeah, right. Nature.

You never know.

Would it be great to rev up

a scooter here, or what?

OK, or with a motorboat, you

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