Jaws: The Revenge Page #3

I'll be all right, Michael.

Good. So will I.

She calls it

"Tourist on the Loose".

The local government commissioned it

for the public beach.

- You forgot about the store.

- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

We need milk, bread...

There's a big unveiling ceremony.

- We need beer!

- OK, I'll be right there!

Pretty good, huh?

Yeah.

Grandma?

'Will you stop fartin' around?

'Michael, what the hell

you doin' down there, eh? '

Jake, stop bustin' my chops.

'Listen, you remember

what they look like?

'Hard on the outside,

chewy on the inside.

'Sometimes they come

with a little grime.

'Move your ass, man! '

Ah, bingo!

Good. How many you got?

Come on, Michael, talk to me.

Give me some numbers. How many?

- 'Leave me alone.'

- You're full of sh*t.

'You been down there all day,

nothin' to show but excuses.

'Michael,

you're taggin' the damn things.'

I gotta separate the ladies

from the gentlemen first.

No, man, don't. You move too slow.

You got two speeds - slow and slower.

Hold your water, Jake.

The females have eggs.

So we're gonna stop everything

and pass out cigars?

We're being paid to see

where they go, how they propagate.

If we had decent funding, I'd study

their motor systems, temperature...

We'd do a decent report for a change

and really give them something.

If you'd leave me alone,

I'd be able to do my work.

I know how to tag a damn conch.

- Your readings suck, man.

- The tags suck.

- No, it's I that made them.

- It's I that put 'em on.

- You put 'em on wrong.

- No, no, no! They leak!

A blind man could find more conch!

You can't find your ass

with both hands!

That's not fair! You go away, come

back a zombie, it's Christmas Eve.

- We're working overtime cos of YOU!

- Hey!

I'm sorry about your brother, man.

Well, just...

just take it easy, will ya?

Jake.

C'mon, Jake, don't...

I don't want...

- Oh! Put me down.

- I missed you, man!

And then he wrote dirty words

all over the garage.

He was... your daddy was five.

He was your age.

- I'm almost six.

- So is Jake.

Oh, look at that face.

OK, do the other one.

Now that's closer to the real truth.

Oh, you. This guy was always

getting into some sort of mischief.

I got no doubt about that.

Was Uncle Sean ever bad?

Did you ever spank him?

Sharp shirt, Jake.

Hey, may your sex life

be as busy as your shirt.

Why, thank you.

My tea set! I got my tea set!

Oh, let me see!

Every lovely lady

should have a tea set.

It has a teapot

and cups and saucers.

And a sugar bowl

and a creamer.

Can I put real tea in it?

Yes, real tea.

Can I make sandwiches?

Yes.

Thea, we forgot

the Christmas carols.

Carol from the grocery store?

Oh, will you stop it?

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