Jawbreaker Page #6

call me sometime?

Yeah. I would love to.

Yeah?

Well, bye.

Okay.

Mayo, please. It's a residence.

Hello?

Fern? Hi, it's me, Julie.

Oh, hi, Julie.

I know you're not

supposed to talk to me.

No, no. It's okay.

This must be really weird for you.

Yeah.

I mean, knowing about

what happened to Liz

and everything else.

Yeah.

Fern, do you remember 4th grade?

Fourth grade?

Yeah, we used to have sleepovers.

Remember my Holly Hobbie oven?

Your parents wouldn't let you have one.

They were afraid you were gonna

electrocute yourself.

We used to bake cakes together.

God, they were the worst cakes.

I'm scared, Fern.

I'm really scared.

It's just weird

how time erases things.

Time doesn't erase things.

People erase things.

Yeah.

People erase people.

Can you hold on for a second?

Hello?

Never answer after one ring.

What were you thinking, Violette?

Hi, Courtney.

Are you on the other line?

No.

Good. When I call, you listen.

I don't care if your little sister locks herself in

the kitchen freezer, Courtney Shane is priority one.

Get it?

I brought you something sweet.

Hm.

What is it?

It's called a Big Stick.

A Big Stick?

Uh-huh.

You want it?

I want you.

And I want you to suck

the Big Stick.

God, you're a little sick.

I said I could do with a little kink.

Now suck it and see

or get the hell out.

Do you like it?

It's okay.

Okay? There's nothing kinky

about "okay," now, is there?

Now I said, do you like it?

Yeah. Yeah, I like it.

Heh, heh, heh.

You're good at that.

I'm good at a lot of things.

I should have known.

You are on the wrestling team.

Hey, f*** you.

He)'-

Now, right about now,

I could get really hot.

Oh, yeah.

And I mean...

hot.

You know what I like to do

when I get hot?

Oh, yeah, baby.

I want to, Dane.

I want to real bad.

The problem is

I've forgotten how.

What?

But if you could just show me...

Oh. Mm.

How's that?

That's good.

I better get that.

Don't go

Don't come.

Are you Courtney Shane?

Maybe.

Dad, don't be a dick.

What did you say?

You gonna launch into another lecture

on the ugliness of profanity?

I just wish you could hear yourself.

You sound uneducated.

Dad.

And you know what?

It reflects on your parents.

Parent.

That's right.

I've gotta be the mom and the dad.

Whatever.

I was watching Oprah today.

That must be the mom in you.

You know what the topic was?

Let me guess. "Club Kids"?

No, it was "ls Your Child a Follower?"

I'm done. Can I go?

And you know what?

I was deeply concerned because,

yes, Oprah, my child is a follower.

You are so lame.

You don't even have any friends.

Whatever happened to

my sweet little Brownie?

Don't.

My Girl Scout?

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