Jattu Engineer Page #2

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What kind of a selfie is this?

It's called a pout.

It's in fashion these days.

What pout.

Take a look at him and you...

There's hardly a

difference between the two.

You two look like brothers.

Cows and buffaloes in the class.

I have five. - Classroom no.

5 has been allotted to you.

Allotted? - Who are you?

And what do you want?

I am the Headmaster,

and I want the entire school.

Sir, when did you arrive?

- Just now.

And what have you done to the school?

- I'll clean it up, sir.

Teacher...what are you doing in school?

One comes to teach in school,

what else?

'L'...T...T... - Stop bleating

like a goat and say something.

That's because he stammers.

By the time he finishes,

the school will get over.

Wait...

I'll take a seat first.

Until you don't finish, I'll sit here.

Teacher...where will you...

teach the kids?

On your head.

You took so long to say this.

I came here to teach, what else?

So I will teach them here, in school.

But teacher,

there's Chamefi, Santa, Rana...

Kato, Bindo, Bantam...

Are they your daughters?

- Not daughters... mother.

Mother cow. - Cows?

We paid him for it...we

didn't illegally barge in here.

This is the limit.

Will we have to keep

our cattle at home now?

Didn't we have enough

garbage at our place already?

Let's go...

- Come on.

So you're the king of this school.

I used tojust sit here, sir.

And these people thought

I am the headmaster here.

I can make that out

from your appearance.

Sir, can I ask you something?

Where will you stay?

- The government quaners, where else.

'Raja...you're in big trouble now.'

Hey, Raja. Where are you?

Is this the government

quarters or the hen house?

Teacher, I'll clean

this place up in a minute.

Raja bhaiyya,

with sweetmeat in his mouth.

The headmaster hit me.

Headmaster hit me.

Quit!

Please quiet.

What is all this?

What have you all done to yourselves?

Go...and clean yourselves.

No, teacher.

- Shut up.

Go and clean up.

Now tell me your names.

Sir, greadnath.

My name is Khotta Sikka.

- Khotta Sikka?

Khota's my name while

Sikka's my surname.

And your father's name?

Chotta Si kka.

Haldu ramji.

Lallu Ram.

J ugaad Chaudhary.

Bateri.

Oh my, a girl amongst these boys.

I go where these boys go.

We call her 'Pehelwan' (Wrestler).

She might be a girl...

...but she does everything a boy can do.

And you?

- Raja Bhaiyya... Pardon me.

Peon.

Tell me one thing.

Who sent you all here?

This bloody peon, he sent us here.

Sprinkle some water.

Pardon me, teacher...

I will never do such

a thing ever again.

Okay, promise me.

- Okay.

But friends, there's one thing.

We've seen many teachers in life,

but none like him.

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