Jarhead 3: The Siege Page #3

not have new shoes.

CAHILL:
My parents said

that we didn't have

enough money for new shoes.

And that made me sad.

But then one day,

I meta new friend who said

he liked my old shoes.

That's when I realized

that new friendships were

better than new shoes.

Great. Well,

thank you

very much.

That's okay. Thanks.

It's great to see you.

Thank you for coming.

And thank you, ma'am.

(CHUCKLING) Good

to see you. Thanks

very much. Well done.

Thank you.

So, day two in

the Kingdom, correct,

Corporal Albright?

Yes, Mr. Ambassador.

Well, nice job.

You'd be surprised

how far a bit

of compassion goes.

Thank you,

Mr. Ambassador.

All right, kids. Let's go.

Let's get some ice cream.

So, Stamper, tell me

what the best thing

about embassy life is.

The best thing about

embassy life? Showers.

When Sunshine comes

in with that coconut

shampoo, man...

You got jokes, huh?

Man, pass me the

goddamn salt, man.

Now, look, this

is the best part

about embassy life.

This right here,

this is how you

never leave home no

matter where you're at.

Gumbo is ready, fellas!

Come and get it.

Gumbo.

Welcome to the bayou.

Oh, nah,

I'm good, man.

What?

I'm allergic

to gluten. So...

Uh, you're allergic

to gluten, huh?

Man, get your ass

outta here, man

Hey, hey, man!

(LAUGHING)

Allergic to gluten.

BLAKE:
Okay, okay.

Now, tell us, why did

you join the Marines?

Why do you think?

'Cause I piss red,

white and blue.

My dad served and

my pawpaw before him.

I'm a gunfighter raised

in a family of gunfighters.

Seriously, man,

come on. Tell us.

I want the truth.

You can't handle the truth!

No, another bad

impersonation

of Jack Nicholson

is what I can't handle.

Come on,

just tell us.

I joined

the Marines

to prove myself.

I joined

the Marines

to be the best.

(GRUNTING)

Move.

BLAKE:
Gunny. Gunny!

Hey, stow that sh*t.

We got work to do.

BLAKE:
These guys,

they think of you

as like this Marine Buddha.

What makes a great Marine?

Just give us one thing.

You really wanna know?

Yeah.

High-fiber cereal.

What?

Because if you

don't sh*t right,

then you don't sleep,

walk or fight

right, either.

Healthy and

regular defecation,

that is the key.

And no, I'm

not shitting you.

What the f*** is wrong

with you, man?

ALL:
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Chill, man,

chill, man. Chill.

You hear it first.

Sleep tight. Sh*t right.

#Oorah.

(MUEZZIN CALLING

TO PRAYER ON SPEAKERS)

GUNNY:
All right, Marines.

Six militants have

just stormed this

raggedy-ass old

embassy you

see behind me.

They now have the Ambassador

trapped somewhere

on the second floor.

Mohammed and his Royal Guard,

who generously

allowed us to use their

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