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I'll just lock the doors.

Did you ever ride a horse naked?

Did you ever do that?

All the time, man.

We called it the Adam and Eve trip.

We were really into it.

All weekend long.

You get on the horse naked, no saddle...

I thought the horse was riding you.

You're sick.

Since you got Internet access

at home, you've got funny ideas.

Ride the horse, on top...

Wasn't he bringing me to a garage?

My uncle's got a garage.

We'll send you a tow truck. Chill out.

Your uncle has a tow truck?

Yes, he has a tow truck.

He's got a full garage. Relax.

Have fun.

Sorry.

Would you like to go for a walk?

That is so not funny.

I'll get my things. Come in.

Shall we?

I'm just going to take a picture.

The light is so nice. It's incredible.

You're photogenic.

- I'll take one of you.

- No!

Ah, you see?

It's...

It's beautiful.

Thank you.

How did you find this spot?

I've been coming here forever.

Sometimes...

there are places

that just call out to you.

Yeah, the bugs are out!

How's your wound?

You want to see?

Yes, the doctor's doing his rounds.

- It's just the Band-aid.

- Let me see.

It's all right. It's just a scratch.

- You sure?

- Yeah, it's fine.

Just when you think

you're away from it all,

you hear the sounds of civilization!

Should we go back?

Thomas?

There's a nice fire pit here.

We could make a fire later.

- Maybe later.

- That'd be cool.

Great.

OK.

Have a good nap.

Move! Watch out!

I'd move over if I were you.

I'll just pour on a bit.

Be careful with that.

With what? It's a lighter!

Merry Christmas!

- His cousin was...

- Rousseau.

Rousseau, that's right. Simon and Ren.

What they would do was park their truck

five minutes from a cottage.

The people inside

weren't from around here.

They were on vacation.

They were renting the cottage.

They'd walk up slowly

and wait for the people to go to bed.

They'd wait for two hours

after the light went out.

They'd go inside and make noise

until a nightlight would come on,

so they'd know the woman

had woken her boyfriend up.

The guy gets up,

and they'd start making noise

in another room.

They'd move around,

and every time the boyfriend

would go into a room,

they'd make noise

at the other end of the place!

- They freaked people out.

- Seriously!

They chased people away for two summers

until no one wanted to rent

on the lake anymore.

- They never got caught...

- Never.

We knew about it

because they would always take

a keepsake.

Something dumb like a toaster

or a bra belonging to the old lady

from Vermont...

They were crazy, I swear.

If you spent a weekend up here

with them,

you'd never want to come back.

They're a little tamer now.

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