Jai Ho Page #3

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Did you finish your lunch?

- Yes.

Doesn't Deepak live

in our neighborhood?

What were you

lecturing him on outside class?

Mom, he never attends school.

He's always making excuses.

Oh?

- Yes.

And now we have to solve

integration of trigonometric functions.

Yes.

Miss.

- Yes, ma'am.

What's Jai doing in a girl's class?

Take a look for yourself.

She's a very talented

and intelligent girl.

She never grieves over

her shortcoming.

She always scores first.

Just watch, someday..

...she will set an example in life.

Cos x+ Tan x..

And this comes after that.

Slowly, okay.

I haven't gotten so

tired even at the gym.

Miss.

- Yes

Can I get a paper and pen?

- Sure.

Here you 9?

Yeah, we're done.

Full stop?

- Full Stop.

Everybody pens down and leave.

Thank you, Jai.

- Welcome.

Thanks.

- Here you go.

Jai.

- Thank you.

What's this?

"Concentrate on your spellings,

don't fail...her."

Your sister sent this.

Very funny.

500, sir.

500?

Why do these

multiplexes overcharge so much?

Now I understand why the masses

...don't come to the

multiplex to watch a film.

Why are you so furious, today?

- Nothing, uncle.

Our new neighbor,

she troubles me a lot.

Why?

- She keeps teasing me "tiny, tiny".

Tiny?

- One day I was taking a bath.

She barged inside without knocking.

Since then she's been teasing me that.

Were you bathing with

cold water or hot water?

How silly?

What difference does that make?

It makes a big mistake.

So, always close the

bathroom door while bathing.

Jai, please take her to the bathroom.

Hold this.

- Uncle, I want to go to the bathroom.

Yes, dear. Come.

- Whose niece is she?

She's my niece, but you

were already standing so..

Don't ever miss the trailer.

- It's the national anthem.

Uncle, let's go.

- Yes, dear.

Uncle, let's go.

I have to go.

Please, let's go.

- That's a ladies toilet..

Please, let's go.

I cannot..

- Please, let's go.

Excuse me, madam.

Aunty. Aunty.

Aunty I want to go to

the washroom very badly.

Same pinch, dear.

Come on.

Aunty.

Same pinch.

"why?"

You and I are wearing

the same color underwear.

No.

Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Thank you very much. Come dear.

Let's go.

Aunty.

Same pinch.

Same pinch?

Auntie's wearing a pink underwear too

Yes! Yes!

You..

- Uncle. She is the neighbor.

Let's see you tease me "Tiny" again.

Kabir. No.

Pinky.

Rinky, from today you are Pinky.

Done for.

I'll let the whole world know.

Come on. Shut up!

Suman, what happened?

Ma'am, my brother was supposed..

...to come write my exam.

- Yes.

But he hasn't arrived yet.

- Oh.

Give me his number.

Hello.

Hello, brother.

Where are you?

I am on my way, stuck in traffic.

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