Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa Page #4
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It's got that
special vibrating feature.
You know what I'm saying?
You want to see how it works?
No, thanks, honey.
My wife and I only had it two weeks
before she went in the hospital.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
That's okay, that's okay.
It's barely been used.
- Yeah.
- And she passed away.
- Oh, dear. That's very sad.
- Yeah.
Well, it's not so sad, she
was kind of a b*tch, but...
Jeez!
My goodness!
Well, gotta
call a spade a spade.
Well, there goes
the troublemaker.
Well, what kind of
attitude is that?
- Same type you have.
- Same kind of 'tude you got.
- Same type you have.
- Wow.
Mr. and Mrs. Happy.
How much is this?
I don't... There's a...
That's one of my
wife's favorite lamps.
- It's very pretty.
- Yes.
She died of, uh...
Vagitosis.
It's kind of like bad breath,
but the vagina.
It wasn't
the main cause, but...
- It didn't help.
- Yeah.
That's...
Ma'am,
will you buy that please?
No, thank you. I don't
need it, I have one.
Ma'am, how do you explain what a
cockblock is to an eight-year-old?
Can you help me explain that? 'Cause that's
what's sitting there is a little cockblock.
No, he's not.
Don't listen to her.
He's a good boy.
If you like him so damn much,
you take him.
Do you like this chair?
That is pretty cool.
It's only $25.
Wow. That's nice.
This bed's going for
a pretty good price.
I'd like to lay down
and take a nap myself.
- I'm tired all the time.
- Yeah.
Is it one of those ones
that adjusts?
Yes, ma'am, it's really good.
It's one of those that kind of
sit up while
you're watching TV.
Here, try, uh... I'll, uh...
Try to adjust it a little.
Whoa!
Whoa, stop!
Oh, my God!
Whoa, stop. Oh, my God!
Stop, stop! Whoa, stop!
Unplug it!
Oh, my God! What are you
trying to do to me?
All I did was push
the little button!
Oh, God! Put it down!
Put it... Cramp! Cramp!
Ah!
It's unplugged!
Oh.
It's unplugged,
I pulled the plug.
Oh, my God.
Unplug that thing
over there, please.
I'm getting off.
Oh. Oh, God.
- Let Grandpa sit.
He told me to push the button.
Let Grandpa sit.
Well, let's not make this
all about you, honey.
Oh, no, no, I'm telling her.
I'm not making it...
Look...
Just calm down. It's okay.
My breathing won't come back.
You can have the bed for $50.
No, I don't want that bed.
Coming!
Hey, sir, how are you?
Do you have a bed
we're supposed to pick up?
- Right this way.
- Alrighty.
My name's Irving,
what's your name?
Tom.
Tom. How are you,
Tom? Come on in.
This is my grandson, Billy.
- Hi, Billy. How are you?
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