Jackass - The Movie

Synopsis: Johnny Knoxville and his crazy friends appear on the big screen for the very first time in Jackass: The Movie. They wander around Japan in panda outfits, wreak havoc on a once civilized golf court, they even do stunts involving LIVE alligators, and so on. While Johnny Knoxvile and his pals put their life at risk, they are entertaining people at the same time. Get ready for Jackass: The Movie!!
Director(s): Jeff Tremaine
Production: Paramount Pictures
  1 win & 7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
87 min

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

Welcome to Jackass.

Hello. I'm Johnny Knoxville

and I'm about to rent a car.

- What's up?

- Hi, I have a reservation.

Okay, I need a driver's license

and a credit card.

All right.

I need a signature here

that you're going to use

your coverage instead of ours.

- Is that white one us?

- Yes.

And we're gonna walk around it,

inspect it together.

Looks pretty good.

I'm just looking for dents

and major scratches.


Something major, gonna write it down.

- Little ding there.

- Yeah.

No, we'll take good care of her.

- Thank you.

- Have a good week.

- You, too.

- Thank you.

- I'm Johnny.

- Hey, man.

We're gonna be doing

a hell of a lot of work here today.

Trust us. We're gonna have fun.

Hi. I'm Johnny Knoxville,

and this is called

the Rent-a-Car Crash-Up Derby.

Oh, f***!

You guys are gonna die!

Shut the car off before it gets hot.

Oh, f***!

I guess we didn't reinforce

the windshield.

That f***er kept...

Missed me by that much.

That's why you got

the roll bars behind you, dude.

- Whose car is this?

- This is your guys' car.

I rented it from you earlier.

- Yes. Yeah, what...

- Yeah, I hit a dog.

A dog didn't cause this.

Come on in.

I had a accident, as you can see.

I was... I mean, I drink.

I just black out, so I...

- Were you drinking or anything?

- Yeah, I had a little, to be honest.

Is there any license plates on it?

- There was.

- Yeah?

Well, hopefully you guys

will incur some of the cost.

Oh, no.

'Cause I rented it

from you guys fair and square.


I don't want to get stuck

with the whole charge of it.

Well, you are gonna get stuck

with the entire thing.

Well, I don't think I should.

I think you guys should help.

No. You declined

any additional coverage.

Right there. You declined it.

Yeah, but that's just paperwork,

you know?

- That's a legal contract.

- Yeah, but I was a little... I was...

I had a few to drink

when I signed that, too, so...

Well, we're gonna have to

get this worked out.

Yeah, you're gonna have

to pay for that car.

Well, you're gonna have to help me

pay for that car.

No, we don't do that.

I returned it with a full tank of gas.

You returned it demolished.

Well, it's got a full tank of gas.

That's the least of our worries

right now, is the gas.

- Oh.

- This is an unmitigated outrage.

I've never seen anything like this before.

- What does that mean?

- No one's ever done that.

Well, I can't pay for it.

- Well, you're gonna have to.

- Well, I ain't.

Look, I'm gonna let

you two guys work it out

and I'm gonna go outside,

but that car's gonna have to be paid for.

"F" you!

Are you all right?

You all right?

Knoxville knocked my nuts in half.

This is the Muscle Stimulator.

Oh, it hurts my teeth!

I can't even turn it off.

How is that supposed to help?

- Okay, are you ready?

- Yeah.

Think about your...

Okay, okay, I got it.

I'm taking care of you.

- It's all right. Okay.

- Oh, my God, it's so bad.

- It's cool. You cool?

- Yeah. I'm good.

Okay. Come on.

Ease up. Come on. Daddy's got you.

- Oh, my God, it's so f***ing bad.

- Daddy's got you. Come on.

You're gonna have tits of steel.

Yeah, you're so buff right now.

- Yeah, this goes on the gooch.

- Yeah, go, go, go, come on.

- This goes on the gooch.

- Dude, he's done.

Who's gonna do the gooch?

In case you didn't know

what the gooch is,

the gooch is the spot

between your balls and butt hole, and...

Does it smell like...

- Does it smell like man?

- Smell. Just smell it.

- Just smell it.

- Ehren, smell it.

No, come on.

Do your balls first,

just to get it over with.

Yeah, yeah, let's get it over with.

- I'll do it, I'll do it. I'll...

- Balls is crazy.

- Here's some...

- Okay.

- Don't turn it on till he's solid.

- No, I'm not. I'm over it.

It's totally...

I'm so scared right now.

- Are we ready?

- You're so gone, man.


- He likes it! He likes it!

- Oh, my God!

He likes it.

Afternoon. How you doing?

Oh. Son of a b*tch.

What happened?

Oh, man!

- F***!

- F***! Oh!


Yes! That was the best thing

I've ever seen.


Oh, f***, dude.

Nice, yeah.

Are you okay? Are you okay?

Are you okay?

- Get over here!

- Help him! Help him! Help him!

- Medic!

- No, no, no, no.

- Don't move him. Don't move him!

- Oh, sh*t.

That had bad news written all over it.

Are you okay? You all right?

That was like the worst thing

that could ever happen, right there.

Dunn can't drive for sh*t.

I don't know what happened.

I just remember we went in the air,

and the next thing I know

I'm just f***ed.

Look at that cart.

Dude, you were hauling so much ass.

We're here in Tokyo,

and I feel like partying.

Hi. I'm Party Boy.

Oh, can I try this?

Here we go.

That's my party music.

You like it?

Kind of makes you wanna party, huh?

Kind of feel like partying right now.


See, that's what the big ones do,

but sometimes they don't...

It'll take a while before...

Oh, f***!

Don't pull on it, man.

You can't pry his mouth open.

It's slowly getting away. It's slowly...

Is he opening it?

No, you're twisting him!

You're f***ing twisting him!

Oh, f***! He's got my nipple, dude.

He's got my f***ing nipple.

Wait, wait, he's gonna open it.

- I know. I know. Hang on, hang on.

- Hang on. Don't move.

You little bastard!

Oh, look at the teeth marks.


I'm Bunny, the lifeguard,

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Jeff Tremaine

Jeffrey James Tremaine (born September 4, 1966) is an American showrunner, filmmaker and formet magazine editot. He is most closely associated with the Jackass franchise, having been involved since the inception of the first TV show. Tremaine is the former editor of the skating culture magazine Big Brother and a former art director of the influential BMX magazine GO as well as a former professional BMX rider. Jeff was the executive producer on the MTV reality series Rob and Big and now works as the executive producer of Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory, Ridiculousness, Nitro Circus, and Adult Swim's Loiter Squad. In 2009, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the second sequel to Jackass, titled Jackass 3D. It was filmed in 3D starting in January 2010. The whole cast of the previous movies returned.In January 2014, it was announced that Tremaine would be directing the Mötley Crüe biopic The Dirt. Tremaine then made a public appearance at the band's final tour press conference on January 28, 2014 confirming and also speaking on the film expressing his excitement. One year later, Focus Features announced that they had picked up the film, keeping Tremaine on to continue with directing. In 2015, Tremaine directed and hosted the WWE Network series, WWE Swerved. In July 2015, Tremaine directed Angry Skies, a 30 for 30 film, for ESPN. In September 2016, Tremaine directed a new safety video for American Airlines. more…

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