Jack and the Beanstalk

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Mister Evil...

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The master, captain nasty,

big bad wolf, evil step mother...

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- Doctor X...

- 9, 8,...

- Wicked witch...

7 6 5 4 3 2 1...

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Who's goes there...?

Who goes... there...?

Just call me, Jack...

HELP!

mind if I borrow these?

Pretty good...

- Oh my puddle...

Oh, wow...

Oh Jack, Jack, JACK!

What are you doing Jack?

We don't deal with a homeland

here son, we deal in...

what? anyone?

Start with "R"...

Re-a-lity...

Yes, thank you. REALITY.

This is the real world Jack.

And everybody knows their place here.

What Damsel on Distress, Rapunzel?

Help me, ooh Help me... Help!

- Oh our prince are charming...

- Oh yeah...

Once I knew are incredibly adorable.

Granny... Granny... Granny...

Our beauty's sleeping...

- Our step sisters are ugly and mean...

- You're so hot...

And there's you, Adrian...

Come on Jack, start with "H"...

Heroics? - Right, but look at

your grades, you're failing.

You haven't done one

heroic deed all semester.

I'm thinking of changing your

major to something else.

Start with the "V"...

Vil... Vil... anyone?

Village idiot...

Dumbs.

It's honorable and worthy

fairytale profession, Jack.

Please sir, all I ever

wanted to be is a hero.

You want to be a hero?

Everybody wants it Jack,

but few that commit.

I will.

Your making me laugh, Jack.

Stop, your killing me.

I don't think you're up to it.

I mean with your family history,

only one other persons ever flop.

Heroics, anyone...

anyone?

Start with "J"...

Ja...?

Jack's father.

I am not like my father.

He failed.

No, he disappeared.

Lost on the heroes quest.

No, Jack. He failed, ran away.

Well, I wont. I work harder.

I'll prove to you, to everybody...

that I'm not a failure.

Really Jack?

Have a good weekend.

Homework is navigation and Hansel and

Gretel try to be better this time.

Don't worry, I have plan.

Sir, if I do a heroic

deed, would you pass me?

I'll need... what?

Start with "E", Ev...

Evidence?

Exactly. Take it the weekend Jack,

home to term of who you are.

Heroic Report Card.

Overall Grade:
F.

Good morning butcher, baker. Frank.

- Hello.

Sorry, Mayor Lichfield.

You must try to stay focus on

where you going young man.

Exactly my problem.

Good afternoon, Lib-re.

Oh, good afternoon mayor.

I love the new clothes.

Oh, thank you. How kind,

yes it fits like a globe.

oh jelly-good, jelly-good.

OK then.

Mayor Lichfield.

- Yes...

How do you make a sacrifice?

Oh, I love a good riddle. I do know Jack.

Do you read sacrifice?

Its a question.

Oh, you actually asking cause

you wonder my advice, do you?

its a good question Jack and

its a very simple answer.

The way to make a sacrifice

is to take the most precious

thing that you have and give it

away to help someone else.

Really? - Really.

That's all...

That's all to it, young man.

Thank you very much.

- Oh, you're very welcome.

You're very good boy.

Do watch where you going and

excuse me I have to go

but the pipe pipe giving

the recital and I don't

wanna be late, bye-bye.

...we're be late... come, come...

Right, what's the most

precious thing I have.

The old the video game.

That's weird, I don't

remember that being there.

Hello, anyone here?

Hey, hi.. How you doing?

Good to see you.

Bonjour no welcoming, what's up?

Hey.

What can I do for you, how can I help?

What do you want, what do you need?

This is everything I own.

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