Jack Page #4

Hey, it's Rick the Lip with you|on the "Z" Morning Zoo.

Another beautiful one out there|in the city by the bay.

And guess what.|We're still here.

How about that little wake-up call|that happened this morning at 5:00?

- Only 3.2 on the Richter scale,|but I tell you what...|- 3.2!

it was a big fat 10|on the scared-the-hell-outta-me scale.

- Didn't scare me!|- This man hasn't shaken|so much since I was single.

Hey, hey, you got someplace|to be at 7:00?

- Yeah, Rick, I gotta be at school!|- You're kidding. You're late.

- 7:
05.|- I'm late?|- Get yourself outta bed.

- I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!|- You got a whole day out there|waitin' for ya.

- Go! Yeah!|- I'm livin' it. Let's go!|- I'm livin' it, too, Rick!

- Let's do it, people.|- I'm gettin' to it, Rick!

Misunderstood|Got an--

I hate that song.

- There you go. Easy.|- Dad, let me do this on my own, okay?

- Well, just--|- Watch.|- Okay, okay, okay.

But ta-- Take it easy.|Take it easy.

- And--|- Okay.|- Okay.|- Okay, okay.

- Dad, l-- Dad, Dad.|- Okay. Okay, just--|Okay, hold it. Hold it.

- Let me help you. Oh!|- Ow! Dad!

- Here. Oops. Put this little Kleenex--|- Okay, put that there.

- Ah. Okay.|- Okay. Thank you.

Let me just get|that last little part there.

- Yeah, just finish up...|- Okay.|- and come on down.

- Okay.|- Hurry up.

- You psyched?|- Psyched.|- Okay.

Oh, wow.|Look at all those kids.

- Just remember, you can come|home anytime you want to.|- Uh-huh.

- Okay?|- Yeah.|- Okay.

I'm okay. Thanks, Dad.

Hold it, Jack!

Come here. Let me get this.|Okay. Here we go.

- Come on.|- I pledge allegiance to the flag...

of the United States of America.

- And to the republic--|- Welcome, welcome, welcome.

- One nation, under God--|- Thank you, Mr and Mrs Powell and Jack.

Jack, how nice to see you.

I'm Mr McGee.|I've heard so much about you, Jack.

- Hello, Mr Magoo.|- McGee.

- Oh. McGee.|- Yes.|- Magoo.

Jack, how would you like|to see your classroom? Yes?

- Yes.|- A little louder.

- Yes.|- A little louder, Jack.

Yes!

Follow me.

- Is he deaf?|- It's okay.

- Tell me, Jack.|What do you think of it so far?|- Humongous heck-a-cool.

It is "heck-a-cool"|and a wonderful school.

A fun school, an upbeat school.

And I hope you'll have|the time of your life here.

You'll have some wonderful|teachers and wonderful pupils.

- And you're going to be one of them.|- Wow!

Here's your classroom right here.|Miss Marquez.

One second. Honey,|you want to be buttoned up, don't ya?

- Too tight.|- That too tight? All right.|- Okay.

- Don't give me a snuggie.|- Okay.

Mom, don't. That's gross.|You're embarrassing me.

Listen, honey,|if anybody's mean with you...

you just tell your teacher and someone|will call me and, and I'll kill 'em.

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