It Runs in the Family Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 85 min
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- I didn't ask, man.
So, what's your secret, bro?
All this ying-yang stuff
bring the poon-tang?
What's that mean?
You got yourself a lady friend?
- None of your business.
- Pokin' her?
- I'm eleven.
- Who cares, man?
Tell me you've slapped
the old Gromberg lip-lock on her.
Not yet, but I'm gonna.
That's all right, man. Come here.
- How many girls have you macked?
- None.
None?
Now, what's that supposed to be?
It's whatever you think it is.
What does it look like to you?
Like a piece of sh*t.
He's just being provocative.
Now he's an art critic.
What was this place? A paint factory?
- Ink factory, Dad.
- Strange place to raise kids.
4000 square feet, supportive
parents. How bad can it be?
And that's why Asher
is a social misfit.
That's it.
Boys! It's time for the Afikomen!
49 years. I don't know how you do it.
That's not fair.
He's been through a lot this year.
This year isn't any different.
He's still a ballbuster.
Except this year it's more difficult
for him to enunciate his insults.
When are you gonna learn to ignore
the things you don't like about him
and embrace the things you do?
He loves you.
Well, he sure has a funny way
of showing it.
Alex,
he's not going to be around forever.
Found it!
A thousand dollars!
What?
One for me, and one for Asher!
Aren't you the lucky boy!
Thank Granny and Pappy
for being so unbelievably generous.
You're welcome, honey.
Hey, my boy!
I wish you and Alex would stop.
What?
They're waltzing, Mitchell!
Look at that.
Isn't that glorious?
I can't remember
the last time we danced.
the end of the game.
I thought this night would never end.
- What?
- Uncle Stephen.
Oh, Jesus.
Enough!
Do you think Asher was stoned?
I don't know. It's hard to tell,
he's always like that.
I don't like what's happening
with him. We're losing him.
Well, he's 21, honey.
I wish he would talk to us.
I wish both of them would talk to us.
I mean, what's with this? What's
going on in that little head of his?
It's not that complicated.
He's asking for a ten-dollar raise
each week with his allowance.
You don't think this is a bit absurd?
Absolutely. It's a highball number.
That's not what I mean.
I mean our son presented us
with a spreadsheet.
It's not about finances.
It's about our son, both of them,
feeling comfortable talking to us.
We're comfortable.
What do you mean?
Talking. To each other.
Well, yeah. Compared to most couples.
Watch where you're going!
- On your right.
- On your left.
I'm so sorry.
Sir, are you... Are you OK, sir?
- Would you like to sit down?
- How can I help?
Would you like a smack in the kisser?
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