ISRA 88 Page #2

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Saint Peter, don't you

call me, Cause I can't go,

-Harold?

What the hell was that?

Harold?!

What was that?!

Harold!

Harold?

Damn it. Harold...

Harold?!

- You're the one who

aggravates me.

-I know.

I've seen this one already.

That's the one where

he thinks his friend is dead, but

he's really just asleep. It's like...

he puts on this makeshift

pre-stuffed and starts

reading this guy's last rights.

When the dummy finally wakes up, he...

he starts freaking out because

he thinks he's dying and...

you're not gonna wake up.

- Red said that all the

guys like me down there.

-Baby, you got to quit.

-What a drag.

You ain't coming back.

That's what I'm asking you!

How does this work?

Still straight.

Still away.

Straight and away.

- blue line... does it have

anything to do with the color?

-No, it doesn't. Just keep it down flat.

You can't do it? You home?

-No, this is good. I look like a statue.

-I got that.

Now, a little bit on the lighter side.

Sometime after the

courageous launch of ISRA 88,

Dr. Abe Anderson and Lt.

Col. Harold Richards

continue their voyage through space.

Here with us tonight...

via two satellites...

Dr. Abe Anderson and Lt.

Col. Harold Richards.

Gentlemen, welcome.

And please tell us: how are you?

-Hello, Mr. Westin!

I'm... I'm doing really great.

Thank you for asking.

-Good... um, so...

years in, Doctor, what do you and

your pilot do to pass the time?

-Um...

well, a secondary objective of our mission

was to observe

the effects of zero gravity on the

flight patterns of honey bees.

Those bees recently died.

So our results are inconclusive.

Uh, either than that we... um...

we have a hard drive full of old TV.

-We had a pinball machine, but that...

Broke.

-Oh, well...

one more question,

uh...[indistinct]

-I... I... I'm sorry.

Mr. White, could you repeat that?

We have some static on our end.

-Sure. Any sign of your main objective?

Any sign of the end of the universe?

-Um... um...

no, sir.

We think it will be much, much

longer before we see the end.

The only... sign we can predict

will come before our

destination is the total

loss of sights of all stars.

Um... and even if this occurs, we have no

idea how much longer our trip will be.

-That's interesting. well, it, uh... oh!

It's... I guess we're out of time.

So, I would

like to thank you

gentlemen for joining us

and we wish you a safe...

- Goodnight.

- and successful journey.

Goodnight.

-So the disk is above the blue line.

Does it got anything

to do with the color?

- No. I suppose.

Just keep it down flat.

I can't do this. You in?

-No, this is good. I look like a statue.

-I don't know.

Well, a little bit...

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