Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? Page #4

every eventuality can we?

Anything else?

- No.

- 10's or 20's?

- 20's are fine.

- Okay.

I gotta go.

I have to get some.

I'll call you okay.

Bye.

- Hey Jenna.

- Hey Byron.

- Missed a spot.

- So did you.

In your underwear.

- Weed.

- Quit it b*tch.

- To you'll what?

Shoot me.

- Yeah I know.

Yeah I have it right here.

- Answer the phone.

- But I'm talking,

just hold on a second.

- Chop, chop.

- Piece of sh*t.

Damn piece of sh*t.

Pretty cool car huh.

- I really don't understand

why you're getting

so bent out of shape

about all this.

- You know I don't

ask you for much,

but I am asking you now.

- I'm sorry hon,

can't we just agree to disagree.

- No.

- All right I'll make you a deal

you get everyone in town

to give up their guns

I will too.

- You know that's

not gonna happen.

- Then why should

it happen for me.

- Fine, but if you

won't do things for me,

I'm not gonna do things for you.

- Fine.

Like what?

- Like cooking for you.

- I didn't starve to death

before we were married,

I can fend for myself darling.

- Well I hope you can do

other things by yourself too.

- Meaning?

- Meaning,

I'm not gonna have sex

with you until you do this.

- Really?

- Really.

- I'm not gonna be forced

into doing something

that I don't wanna do.

And if you don't wanna have sex,

suit yourself.

I can go just as long

as you can without it.

- Guns or p*ssy, sort of poetic.

- Mother must you be so prude?

- Well.

- You got guts girl,

I'll give you that.

But Jen honey I hope

you didn't do it for me.

- I know that Barb,

the truth is i

did it for my kids

and everyone else's kids.

I don't want anyone

else to get hurt.

You could join me.

- Join you how?

- Like in a protest.

No not a protest,

like a crusade.

You all could join me.

- What kind of crusade?

- To rid rockford of

every gun in town.

- I'm sorry but she's crazy.

- What exactly do

you have in mind?

- We get every woman

in town to agree

not to sleep with any man,

until they get

rid of their guns.

- I don't know sugar,

I like having my gun

around for protection.

I mean you don't expect

your house to catch on fire,

but you still have

a smoke detector.

- Come on Shirley,

when was the last time

anyone in this town

needed a gun?

- Yeah but honey, it

just ain't about need,

I like my guns.

- So does everyone else,

but they're just too dangerous.

- I'm trying to

have a baby Jenna.

- Connie this is for your baby.

- Yeah but even

if we all agreed,

I mean how are we going to

get everyone else on board?

I know a lot of

women in this town

that won't go along with this.

- We'll just have to try

to change their minds too.

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