Iron Man 3 Page #9

That's two military guys.

Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?

Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Are we still at ding-dong?

- We're supposed to be on total...

-(BANGING ON TABLE)

...security lockdown.

Come on, I threatened a terrorist.

Who is that?

There's only so much I can do, sir,

when you give the world's press

your home address.

(DOOR BUZZES)

(UNLOCKS)

(SCANNER HUMS)

Right there is fine.

You're not the Mandarin.

Are you? Are you?

You don't remember.

(CHUCKLES)

Why am I not surprised?

Don't take it personally. I don't

remember what I had for breakfast.

JARVIS:
Gluten-free waffles, sir.

That's right.

Okay, look, I need to be alone with you,

someplace not here.

It's urgent.

Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing,

but now I'm in a committed relationship.

It's...

- With her.

- PEPPER:
Tony?

- Is somebody there?

- Yeah,

-it's Maya Hansen.

- Ah...

Old botanist pal

that I used to know, barely.

Please don't tell me

there's a 12-year-old kid

waiting in the car that I've never met.

He's 13.

No, I need your help.

But, what for? Why now?

Because I read the papers and frankly,

I don't think you'll last the week.

I'll be fine.

PEPPER:
I'm sorry,

with Happy in the hospital,

I didn't know we were expecting guests.

- We weren't.

- And old girlfriends.

- She's not, really.

- No, not really. I...

-it was just one night.

- TONY:
Yep.

That's how you did it, isn't it?

- It was a great night.

- PEPPER:
Yep. Well, you know.

- You saved yourself a world of pain.

- What?

- MAYA:
I'm sure.

- Trust me. We're going out of town.

Okay. We've been through this.

- Nope.

- Yep!

- The man says no.

- Immediately and indefinitely.

- TONY:
Honey...

- Great idea. Let's go.

I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea.

Please don't touch her bags.

This is how normal people behave.

TONY:
I can't protect you out there.

Is... Is that normal?

- Sadly, that is very normal.

- Yes, this is normal!

It's a big bunny. Relax about it!

Calm down.

- I got this for you.

- I'm aware of that.

You still haven't even

told me you liked it.

I don't like it.

I asked you three...

You don't like it.

- We are leaving the house.

- MAYA:
Guys?

That's not even up for discussion.

- Can we, um...

- I said no. What?

Do we need to worry about that?

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(GASPS)

I got you.

I got you first.

Like I said, we can't stay here.

(GROANS)

Oh!

Move! I'm right behind you.

PEPPER:
Oh!

Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.

Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.

Go!

(PEPPER STRAINING)

-(REPULSOR FIRES)

-(BOTH SCREAM)

(BOTH GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

Oh, my God. Tony!

(GROANING)

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