Invader Zim Enter The Florpus Page #3

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...and Dib won't stay a chair forever.

Go to my scheming lab,

and bring me everything

that could be Phase Two.

Quickly!

Ahh.

Useless dookie!

I need more time

to remember Phase Two.

Computer, how much longer do I have

before The Tallest arrive?

Information unknown.

Unacceptable.

Access The Tallest's computers

and retrieve their flight plan.

Ooh, yes, right away, sir.

Are you doing an accent?

I get bored.

P.S. There is insufficient power

to access the flight plan.

Then find more power,

and be sneaky about it.

Activating sneaky mode.

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Sneaking!

Flight plan retrieved.

Along this line is every world

the Irken Armada plans to conquer,

but where's Earth?

The Tallest said it was

the most important mission of all.

Computer, zoom out.

Zooming out.

Hmm.

Keep zooming out

until you find out

how far The Tallest are

from Earth.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

- Hurry it up.

- Zooming out.

- Zooming out.

- Vámonos!

I must begin Phase Two

before Dib gets back into

annoying fighting shape.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Hmm, I'm sure it's there,

- somewhere.

- Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

Zooming out.

I was in bad shape,

then I got too in shape,

now I'm back to normal shape.

Oh, man, Dib, not the coat.

It makes me look mysterious.

Now, step aside.

I've got a Zim to stop.

All right, test children.

These bracelets are just prototypes,

so try not to breathe or think

while the energy field is...

What? Oh.

Behold, my boy child!

I can't remember the last time

I saw you this excited

about science.

Huh?

My new

Peace Day edition Membracelet.

Tomorrow at my big keynote event,

I reveal it to the world.

And when Peace Day comes,

the children of the Earth

will hold hands and...

Wait a minute.

The alien-hunting briefcase?

Oh, son.

Not this nonsense again.

Dad, trying to save the Earth

from Zim's alien evil

is not nonsense.

Without me, there might not be

an Earth to hold hands around.

Son, there are no aliens.

I've tried to be patient with

your unscientific interests...

...bigfeets, ghosts,

vampire-bees...

You saw those sting marks,

and you know I eat

a lot of honey now.

Well, as a man of science,

I need proof,

and I just haven't seen...

Proof? Proof?

How do you need

more proof than this?

Everything I've collected from

my countless battles with Zim,

from my daring travels

into the unknown things

your science has closed its eyes to.

It makes it very difficult

to get to the lawnmower.

That's Tak's ship,

an alien spaceship

I captured from

one of Zim's alien enemies.

Shouldn't spaceships fly?

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