Inspector Gadget 2 Page #5

Let's see what applicants we have here.

Squint. Jungle Bob.

And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".

BRICK:
"Ninja"? Why do they call you that?

Hyah!

[Fly Groans]

I think I see why now.

OK, then.

Judging by this, you guys are prime minion material.

[Gulping]

Hoo!

I have a history of hair loss in my family.

Anything else I can get you?

Yes.

I'm looking for...

Sorry, we don't serve lobster here.

What? No.

Dr. Claw.

Claw, huh?

Well, if you want to find him...

you're gonna have to grease a few palms...

If you get my drift.

Well, whatever you say.

Here you go...

top grade axle grease.

[Squish]

Why, you...

Go, Go, Gadget Duck!

Aah!

Whoa!

[Crashing]

[Crash]

Check, please.

Just the check.

[Roaring]

[Beep Beep Beep]

So...

When do we start working for Dr. Claw?

McKIBLE:
Immediately.

Did you hear that, Brain?

[Brain Growls]

[Gasps]

GADGET:
Aah! Come on, guys! Let's talk about it.

Oh, man. Aah!

You're stretching my sweater.

Help, GADGET-MOBILE!

Help! Ooh!

[Snoring]

[Crashing Inside]

[Siren]

The cops! Come on, this way!

Let's get out of here quick! Move it! Move it! Move it!

[Men yelling]

BRICK:
We can hide at my mom's house.

PENNY:
That was close.

[Punching]

GADGET:
Ooh, I can see you're upset.

BARTENDER:
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!

Mom...

Coo-coo. Coo-coo.

Coo-coo.

Stop this felonious and unlawful act...

or I shall have to use force.

Look, boys, Malibu Barbie here is gonna get rough with us.

[Men Laughing]

G2:
Very well. You were warned.

[Whirring]

Wowsers, she's good.

[Chattering]

[Shouting]

[Shouting]

[Tap Tap]

GADGET-MOBILE:
Man... lucky for them. I wasn't in there.

'cause, I would have been on them like ugly on a mini-van.

GADGET:
Well... thanks for the backup, G2...

although everything was under control.

I had those toughs right where I wanted them.

Inspector, what were you doing in that bar dressed as...

What exactly are you supposed to be dressed as?

I'm a hooligan. Huh?

When I'm under cover to follow up on a valuable lead...

concerning Where's claw abouts...

I mean, Claw's where abouts.

I'm in charge of the Crime Investigation now, remember?

GADGET:
Look, G2, maybe we've just thought of got off on the wrong foot. Ooh!

Oh.

Perhaps we could have dinner sometime...

You know? just to discuss crime fighting strategies.

Imagine how great we could be as a team.

We could call ourselves "The G-Force"...

or "The G-Team" or "The 2 Gs".

Inspector Gadget!|Gadget: What's up, G?

Even though I'm not programmed for such emotions...

I admit I find you strangely... likable.

Hmm.|Gadget 2:
But,

as I already told you, I work alone.

And so do I.

I'm just saying that maybe we could work alone together.

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