Innocent Blood

Synopsis: Marie has two appetites, sex and blood. Her career as a vampire is going along fine until two problems come up, she is interrupted while feeding on Sal (the shark) Macelli and she begins to develope a relationship with the policeman who has been trying to put Sal away. Sal wakes up in the morgue very confused and very thirsty. He goes back to his old haunts and begins to create an organized crime family of vampires while Marie and her policeman lover hunt him.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): John Landis
Production: Warner Home Video
  3 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
41%
R
Year:
1992
112 min
210 Views


NIGHT,

HERE COMES THE NIGH ANOTHER NIGH TO DREAM ABOUT YOU

BA BA BA BA BA:

NIGHT,

EACH LOVELY NIGH THE ONLY TIME

I'M NOT WITHOUT YOU

ONCE MORE,

I FEEL YOUR KISSES

ONCE MORE,

I KNOW WHAT BLISS IS

COMES DAWN,

MY DARLING, YOU'RE GONE

BUT YOU COME BACK

INTO MY ARMS EACH NIGH ONCE MORE,

I FEEL YOUR KISSES

ONCE MORE,

I KNOW WHAT BLISS IS

COMES DAWN, MY DARLING,

YOU'RE GONE

BUT YOU COME BACK INTO MY ARM

S EACH NIGH [HORNS HONKING]

Marie:

WHEN YOU ARE ALONE ETERNALLY,

YOU LIVE FOR THE COMFOR OF THE SENSES--

FOOD, SEX.

I'D BECOME VERY SELECTIVE,

AND IT WAS GETTING HARDER

FOR ME TO FIND FOOD,

EVEN LIVING IN THE CITY.

MY CHOOSINESS ABOUT FOOD

COST ME MY LOVER,

AND WITHOUT HIM,

THERE IS NO SEX.

FOR SIX NIGHTS,

I HAVE FOUND NOTHING TO EAT.

BUT THEN CAME GOOD NEWS.

I WAS SAD.

I WAS STARVED.

IT WAS TIME:

TO TREAT MYSELF,

AND I THOUGHT,

"WHAT ABOUT ITALIAN?"

DON'T WORRY

ABOUT THE CAR.

LEAVE THE KEYS IN CASE

WE HAVE TO MOVE IT.

HEY, LENNY.

HOW YOU DOING, HUH?

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT TOOK YOU?

I HAD TO DRESS RIGHT.

I HAD TO SHAVE.

HE WANTS YOU:

IN ON THIS.

HEY, TON, WHAT'S

THIS ALL ABOUT, HUH?

WATCH THIS.

AAH!

AAH!

[CRUNCH]

I LOVE THAT.

PLACE IS BUGGED.

WE DO BUSINESS:

DOWNSTAIRS.

COME ON.

SEE? WE COME SO FAR DOWN,

WE'RE IN CHINA.

SAL, HOW YOU DOING?

I WAS HONORED:

BY YOUR CALL...

A LITTLE SURPRISED.

I DIDN'T THINK--

HAVE A SEAT.

SO, UH, SAL,

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, HUH?

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S A...IT'S A TOASTER.

IT'S A TOASTER OVEN.

WHOA, HEY.

IT'S A NICE ONE.

A LOT OF BUTTONS.

HIT THIS BUTTON...

POPS OPEN.

YOU COULD PU ANYTHING IN HERE--

SLICE OF PIZZA,

PASTRY.

YOU POP IT IN.

COMES OUT,

THE CRUST IS CRISP.

[SLAMS OVEN DOOR]

MICROWAVE DON'T DO THAT.

YOU EVER TRIED COOKING

CALZONE IN A MICROWAVE?

IT COMES OU LIKE A LIMP DICK.

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH.

KOREAN.

THEY'RE GETTING A BIG CHUNK

OF THE ELECTRONICS ACTION.

DO YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE THEY F***ING STEAL.

ANY F***ING IDEA

THAT AIN'T NAILED DOWN.

YOU THINK:

SOME KOREAN A**HOLE

CAME UP:

WITH THE TOASTER OVEN?

WELL, HERE THEY ARE,

KNOCKING THEM OUT.

WHERE'D IT COME FROM?

WHAT, SAL?

THE TOASTER?

HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW.

YOU WAS WITH LEGUTO.

WHEN LEGUTO FELL

OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH,

YOU BECAME MINE.

THEN YOU GOT THIS IDEA

BECAUSE I JUST TOOK OVER,

MAYBE I'M CONFUSED,

MAYBE I'M LETTING THINGS

SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS.

NO, SAL,

I WOULD NEVER THINK--

WHERE DID IT COME FROM?

SAL, TELL ME

WHAT THE ANSWER IS.

WHAT SHOULD I SAY?

IT CAME FROM A WAREHOUSE.

IT CAME OFF A TRUCK

FROM THE AIRPORT!

A TRUCK YOU HI TUESDAY!

WHERE'S MY END,

GILLY?

I HAD TO TAKE INVENTORY,

MAKE SURE YOU GO A COMPLETE CROSS SECTION

OF THE MERCHANDISE.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS

JUST A SIT-DOWN.

YEAH, BUT SOMEBODY

AIN'T GETTING UP.

I GOT A MESSAGE:

FOR YOUR WAREHOUSE GUYS.

PLEASE, GOD.

SALLIE, NO.

THE MESSAGE IS...

DON'T F*** WITH ME!

SAL!

WE GOT EYES ON US!

MAYBE SOMEBODY SAW

THIS GUY COME IN HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

YOU TELLING ME SOMETHING?

GET RID OF HIM:

DISCREET.

YOU WANT DISCREET?

YOU F***ING SHOOT HIM.

RAY!

DO IT!

PLEASE, SAL, NO.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT'S A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

I WANT TO LIVE.

I'LL DO ANYTHING

FOR YOU.

PLEASE!

PLEASE HELP ME!

PLEASE, SAL.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

GILLY,

THAT'S F***ING DISGUSTING.

NO, PLEASE!

DON'T DO IT TO ME!

YOU DON' UNDERSTAND!

DON'T DO IT TO ME.

DON'T!

YOU DON' UNDERSTAND!

F***ING DIE.

NEXT TIME I TELL YOU

TO PULL THE TRIGGER,

YOU F***ING PULL THE TRIGGER!

SAL, COME ON, RELAX.

JOE'S ONE OF US.

YEAH.

HA HA!

THIS SH*T'S STARTING

TO GET TO ME.

HA HA HA!

YEAH.

HE DOES WHA HE'S GOT TO DO.

HE LOVES IT.

HE'S F***ING SICK.

YOU CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT.

THIS IS WAR.

WE'RE SOLDIERS.

WE KILL TO PROTEC WHAT'S OURS.

HERE. TAKE THIS.

IT'S CLEAN.

I'M GOOD AT STEALING.

I'M NOT A SHOOTER.

IF YOU'RE NOT A SHOOTER,

YOU'RE SHOT.

BANG!

YOU JUST CAN'T SIT AROUND

AND WATCH ANYMORE.

SAL WILL TELL YOU

TO WHACK SOMEBODY,

AND YOU GOT NO CHOICE.

COME ON.

F***ING COPS!

HEY!

JESUS, JOEY!

AAH! OW!

HEY, BACK OFF!

YOU THINK WE'RE

F***ING ENTERTAINMENT?

F***ING A**HOLE!

OH, SH*T.

YOU THINK WE'RE

F***ING MTV?

GET OUT OF HERE!

BACK OFF!

YAY!

YAY!

COME ON!

WHAT'S WRONG

WITH HIM?

WHOA!

F***, JOEY!

YOU DON'T DO THAT!

WHAT THE F***

AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

YOU DON'T DO

THOSE THINGS!

TAKE IT EASY, MAN!

GO HOME AND GE YOUR HEAD STRAIGHT.

GO AHEAD.

I'M SORRY, TONY.

OH!

JEEZ, I'M SORRY.

I RUINED YOU.

LET ME HELP YOU.

GIVE ME YOUR BAG.

PUT YOUR HAND:

UP HERE.

I'M REALLY, UH...

I'M SORRY

ABOUT THAT.

I DIDN' SEE YOU THERE.

Marie:

HE LOOKED PROMISING.

CAN I GIVE YOU:

A RIDE SOMEWHERE?

MAYBE I COULD BUY YOU

A DRINK--COFFEE, HOT TEA.

YOU COULD DO:

WITH SOME WARMING UP.

Marie:

HE FELT PROMISING.

BUT HIS EYES WERE...

SAD, SO VERY SAD.

MY FIRST RULE--

NEVER PLAY WITH THE FOOD.

ARE YOU SURE?

[ENGINE STARTS]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[HONKS HORN]

DO NOT TOUCH THE CAR.

DO NOT TOUCH:

THE F***ING CAR!

Marie:

THIS GUY WAS PERFECT.

GEE, I'M SORRY.

DON'T HURT ME, O.K.?

I--I JUS GOT SCARED.

I COULD HAVE GO RUN OVER.

THANK GOD YOU'VE GO GOOD REFLEXES.

YOU CAN REALLY MOVE

FOR SOMEONE SO...

BIG.

LOOK, WE'RE GETTING SOAKED.

I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.

WHERE YOU GOING?

GEE, TONY, THIS IS

JUST SO GREAT OF YOU.

I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE

OUT OF YOUR WAY.

ACROSS THE F***ING

RIVER.

ALL SINATRA?

HEY, DON'T STAR ON SINATRA.

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