Infestation Page #4

the employee lounge and I found these.

Congratulations.

Er... They're for you, actually.

I noticed you're in heels.

We'll be doing a lot of walking.

Heels are loud.

You get what's happening here, right?

Yeah.

Oh!

Hey, you want one of these?

I found them in a desk.

I don't even smoke, you know.

I figured, what the hell.

What a day, huh?

Hey, did you come

to our office Christmas party?

- No.

- Are you on match. com?

Sorry. I just keep thinking that I know

you from somewhere. I don't know.

Maybe your mom had your picture

in her office or something.

Maybe.

Can I sleep with you tonight?

I meant near you, OK?

I barely know you.

Suit yourself.

That's really good. I'm OK. I'm OK.

I got this area covered.

Sweet dreams.

Oh!

Ugh!

That's disgusting.

Oh, Jesus! Oh!

You scared the sh*t out of me.

Oh, my God. I peed a little.

Well, I couldn't sleep.

I thought maybe I was hungry.

Well, you definitely don't want anything

in here, that's for sure.

I got a protein bar in my jacket.

- Here you go.

- You know, I work at WLBZ.

Oh! Oh, you're the weather lady.

- Oh, that's awesome.

- You know, we could go there.

They're hooked up to communication

satellites all over the world.

- We could see how widespread this is.

- Yeah.

We should bring it up to the group

in the morning.

Well, I mean that... we could go.

Erm... That's...

We can't leave them, though, right?

No.

- I didn't mean...

- That's OK.

I just...

Hey, hey, hey.

Look, erm...

It's gonna be OK, alright?

We're gonna figure this thing out.

- Do you really believe that?

- Yeah.

I am so glad that we found each other.

Erm...

What are the chances, you know?

Right.

I should... focus on lookout.

That's for you.

It's blueberry.

OK.

Open the door. Back up.

Is this a good idea?

Watch out!

- What was it doing?

- Calling for help.

OK.

Cindy?

It's time to go.

I won't be joining you.

It makes sense that someone remains,

wakes up as many people as possible.

It's what I need to do.

Guess you're kind of a loner, huh?

Me? What, because I'm 20 feet ahead?

That, and you haven't said very much.

What do you wanna hear?

Tell me about your boyfriend.

- Got it. Thank you for that.

- Got what?

The final piece

to the kind of guy you are.

Really? Wow. Do tell.

You're shallow. Solipsistic.

Pathologically witty to cope with

family stress. Father issues, obviously.

You consider yourself spiritual,

just so you can meet women.

Feelings weren't honoured in your home,

so you stopped developing them

around 14,

leaving you

severely emotionally retarded.

I prefer "challenged", by the way.

You know, I tended bar

in a little cantina down in Mexico.

- Got good at reading people myself.

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