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You got me so

I just can't talk straight

No bout adout it

I mean, no doubt about it

'Cause you're lavermous... marvelous

Funderwul... wonderful

I meely rean it

I really mean it

No bout adout it

I mean, no doubt about it

I'm in love

With

You

What in the world

are they doing in there?

Run for the hills!

The whole town is flooded!

Help.! Help.!

Come on! Come on!

Help! Help!

I wouldn't write 'em any note.

I'd punch 'em in the nose.

I think this letter will do it.

"To the Atlas Plumbing Company.

"Sirs, your behavior last night

was an outrageous exhibition.

"If you dare send us a bill, we will sue you

for the damages you inflicted upon our home.

"Should we ever have plumbing trouble

again and you appear upon our premises,

we shall have you assaulted

physically by our servants. "

I'd still punch 'em in the

nose. A letter, Mrs. Van Cleve.

Thank you, Parker.

Oh, Henry, listen to this.

"Dear friends, I would be

delighted to have you...

"as my guests at Briarwood

during the coming weekend.

I'm looking forward to seeing you again.

Your friend, Mrs. Roger Winthrop. "

I'd still punch 'em

in the nose.

Makes me furious when I think of

what they did to our costume party.

Especially that little fat scoundrel.

This letter should be written

in blood. Their blood.!

Parker, get this off to

those plumbers immediately.

Very well.

Hey, Eddie!

What?

Oh, stop it.

What are you doing?

Take it easy! Take it easy!

You all right?

What is this?

That's an invite.

"Dear friends, I would be delighted

to have you as my guests...

"at Briarwood

during the coming weekend.

"I am looking forward

to seeing you again.

Your friend, Mrs. Roger Winthrop.

" Hey, this is our big chance.

Do you know those big estates up there

have four and five bathrooms each?

Four and five bathrooms?

In one house? Certainly!

Eddie, that's a lot of plumbing.

That's what I'm thinking of.

If we go up there and act as though we belong

in society, we can get all that business.

We'd make a fortune.

You sure we'd make a fortune?

Certainly!

Then I can marry Elsie Hammerdingle. Oh!

Oh yes, Eddie!

We made an agreement.

Ever since the day I made her a

ring outta the gum wrapper and I...

put it on her thumb.

Can you imagine me,

Mr. Elsie Hammerdingle,

the society plumber?

We're really goin' places!

Hello, boys. Goin' somewhere? Yeah, we

got an invitation to go to Mrs. Winthrop's.

But it's only for two,

him and I.

How's the plumbing business? We

manage to keep our head above water.

That's fine. I dropped in to see you

about that little loan I gave you.

Let me see. It's $1,000, isn't it? Yes.

You just loaned it to us. You'll have

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