In Society Page #3

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Do ya see it? There. That's the

thing that's gotta be fixed. See it?

What do you want me to do,

fix it or drink it? Fix it up!

All right!

Now, shut up!

The man's sleepin'.

Fix that drip!

Okay.

I'll give you the "okay. "

Same old Eddie.

Rough-and-tough Eddie.

Go on! Fix that drip!

What are you stalling about?

Get with it!

All set?

Pick your tools up.!

Keep quiet!

There's a man asleep in there.

All fixed.

All fixed?

Look! There's another drip.

Now we've gotta fix that.

You take it easy, Eddie.

Don't work too hard. All right.

Go ahead over and fix it!

Hey, Eddie, there's some

water comin' in here now. What?

It's comin' in from this other

thing in the bottom.

Afraid of wetting your feet, eh?

Use your plunger and clean it out.

Okay.

Do I have to tell you everything?

No, no, that's all right.

What are you doin'? What are

you doin'? The plunger, I said.

That's not the plunger!

Give me another chance.

Well, go ahead!

That's it.

I knew it had a handle to it.

Go ahead.

It's stuck!

It's stuck. What are you

takin' your shoe off for?

I don't wanna get my shoes wet. Oh.

Eddie, what's the matter?

What's the matter?

Pull on it.

You're always...

Get it off!

Look, Eddie, leave it that way

and I'll take you through the house.

I'll tell 'em I got you at

an auction. Do something!

Hold it. Hold it.

Do something. Do something.

Get your hand away.

What are you... Get up

there! Give me that hat!

Get up there and fix that!

Get in there!

Don't get mad.

Get up there and fix that leak!

You looked like a rhinoceros.

Over here! Over here!

There's the leak.

Get up there.

Now, look. I'll turn the water off

with this valve down here.

Yeah.

There ya are.

Now when ya get it fixed,

whistle. Ya understand?

Soon as I get it fixed, I whistle?

Whistle.

And then you'll turn it on.

Okay. Then I'll turn it on.

Turn it off! Turn it off!

Turn it off!

Shh! Quiet!

Turn it off!

Quiet! Quiet!

Shh! There's a man...

Shh! There's a man

sleeping in there.

Look, please,

will ya stand still a minute?

What'd ya tell me to do?

I told you if you whistle,

I'd turn it on.

You whistled, didn't ya? I

had something else on my mind.

What'd you have on your mind?

This washed it off.

Look, it's still leaking.

Here, take this here.

Take this! Don't stand there.

Blow! Blow! Blow!

Quiet! Quiet!

Blow! Blow! Blow!

Shh. Quiet! Shh. The man's asleep.

Look, the trouble lies in

this wall. In here. Yeah.

Try and locate it, will you

please? I'll locate it, Eddie.

Okay.

Shh! Not so much noise!

The man's in there asleep. Shh.

Hold on to it! Hold on to it!

Hold on to it!

Put your hand on it!

Hey!

Go on. Get that one over there!

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