In Search of a Midnight Kiss Page #3
They must have buried a prune,
- That's kind of harsh,
- Well, hey, It's the New Year's,
- Out with the old, in with the new,
- Oh,
(woman #2) Happy New Year,
What are you doing for New Year's?
- Anything interesting?
- (phone ringing)
Oh, sh*t, It's on now, man,
(phone continues to ring)
(music over the phone)
Hello?
Who is it?
# Any day, baby boy
# Baby boy, baby boom-boom-boom
Hey, Mom, How's it going?
God, you sound like you're at a party,
- I am! Oh, hi!
- Hey,
How are you?
I love Florida! God!
I have so many friends,
I never had so many friends,
Glad you're having a good time,
Wilson, I have something very serious
to discuss with you,
(sighs) What?
Promise you can't joke or laugh about it,
This is gonna be hard enough as it is,
- You promise?
- I promise! Mom, what?
I'm getting a breast enhancement, (laughs)
- At a discount!
- What? Why?
Wilson, you said
you wouldn't be judgmental,
I'm not judging you, You're a nice woman,
settling into her old age,
- You don't need a boob job.
- # La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la
# I'm not listening
La-la, la-la
- # I'm doing it anyway, la-la, la-la #
- (phone beeps)
Hang on, I got another call,
Hello?
Hello?
Are you the misanthrope?
Um...
Uh...
Y-yes, Are you the misanthropee?
Um, I don't know, I had to look it up,
You know, it sounds pretty intense,
I guess I'll give you a shot, I'm not wasting
my New Year's on somebody I don't like,
Within five minutes, I'll know if I like you
or not, Where do you wanna meet?
Whoa, That seems like a lot of pressure,
I don't know if I can handle that,
Yeah? Well, life's full of pressure,
you know?
- So, is La Poubelle OK with you?
- Um, yeah, it's...
- Then I'll see you there at about 4 o'clock,
- Wait,
I don't even know what you look like,
You've seen a picture of me,
Well...
I'm 300 pounds, I'm into bondage
and I like Hello Kitty,
God, I'm kidding! What can you not
find out in five minutes of meeting me?
No offense, but I'm meeting
which one I like best, OK?
I mean, listen, I'm not gonna waste
my New Year's Eve on some total fuckup,
Are you gonna meet me there at 4 o'clock?
- OK,
- OK, great,
Wait, wait, What will you be wearing?
What? Is this some kind of
f***ing sex thing?
No, no, no!
all nervous and looking at every girl
that comes in, and it's embarrassing,
Too bad, That's your f***ing life right now,
I can't help you, So I'll see you at four?
Will I see you at four?
- OK,
- OK. Bye.
(phone beeps)
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