In Old Oklahoma Page #4

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- (Train horn blowing)

- I'm ready now.

Take your time.

Oh, good heavens!

I've missed my train!

Well, I never saw

a better job of missing one.

Well, you might have warned me.

My throat's raw from warning you.

That's very strange. I'm not deaf.

Lady, I... I...

I should've warned you.

You most certainly should have.

I'm not a mind-reader, you know.

Why, there's Mr Gardner!

Well, ain't that unusual!

(Man) Why don't you get a horse?

Oh, hurry, Mr Gardner. That gusher ain't

gonna wait for nobody.

The hotel coach is pulling out.

Please don't bother about me.

- I can look out for myself.

- I don't know.

My granny always says,

next to eating with a sharp knife,

there's nothin' so risky

as a pretty girl looking out for herself.

Your granny and I don't agree!

Mr Gardner! Mr Gardner!

- Why, Kitten, what happened?

- The most terrible thing.

I was hurrying off your private car

when suddenly, without any warning,

the train pulled off and left me.

That's wonderful. Get in here.

I was hoping that would happen.

- What will I do?

- Just don't worry.

There'll be another train

in a few days.

Until then, you're going to school.

Your teacher's going to be

James E Gardner, PE.

- PE?

- Uh-huh.

Practical experience.

Twist her tail, Cherokee.

- Is it safe?

- Runs like a deer.

(Car backfires)

Noisy snorting gasoline monster!

Consarn your death-claimed

gasoline buggy!

Take her easy, Despirit!

There ain't nobody gonna...

Daniel.

Daniel Somers, you young coyote!

Hoist yourself up here!

- What are you doing back here?

- Hiya, Despirit.

I ain't seen you

since we turned that stagecoach over.

Where you been keeping yourself?

Well, Cuba and the Philippines.

Say, uh... what's going on

around here?

- You ain't gonna like it no more.

- No?

Cattle's gone, sheep's come in,

James E Gardner struck oil.

Get this thing

to the blacksmith's shop.

OK, boss.

And the lady's luggage in my car -

take it to the hotel.

Sorry, but if you folks are going into town,

better get another coach.

Now, just a min...

- Hi, Mr Gardner.

- I'm using this one.

This'll take care of you.

I'm sure you don't mind.

- Come along, Kitten.

- Thank you.

Regular lollapalooza.

Yep, sure got all his buttons on.

Despirit, straight to my oilfield,

and use the whip.

Har! Hup!

What are you aiming to do

around here, Daniel?

Remember that wild pinto

I was chasing for a couple of years?

Yep, but you got him.

It's a sorrel I'm after this time.

You're on your way

to a thrill you'll never forget.

I'm... l'm almost sure of that.

I'll stake my life on it.

Give me them reins. Hiyah!

Hey, Despirit! Take it easy!

Hiyah! Hiyah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

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