In Old Arizona Page #3

Well, you can kiss that good-bye.

When this here Cisco Kid

does a job, he does it right.

I wish I had my hands on him.

I do good job-a myself.

We've got to form a vigilante committee

and hang him to the highest tree...

and I'm going to start it.

They say he'll shoot you

quick as he'll look at you.

But if I ever meet him face-to-face,

I'll kill him like I would a dog.

What?

You would kill somebody?

- You heard me.

- I kill him too.

First I try to

get my $87 back.

- Huh?

- You lose $87, my friend?

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

That is too bad.

I hate to see working man

lose so much money.

Uh, this Cisco Kid,

he's very bad egg, I guess, huh?

- He's bad, all right.

- And plenty dangerous too.

They say the gals are all crazy

about him. Ha! That's funny.

Funny? Ha, ha. I don't know.

He may be very handsome.

Probably just a dirty greaser.

Oh. You have

never seen him, no?

No, but we're going to. Come on,Joe.

Let's get this vigilante committee started.

We'll make this town

safe anyway.

Yes. We'll get Cameron, Randolph

and Turner and the rest of the gang.

We'll round him up

before the night is over.

It took me six a-months

to save that $87...

and now it's all gone.

My friend, up in the hills,

I have find much gold.

Ha! I tell you what I do.

You fix for me a nice bath...

with nice, sweet soap...

nice, new towel...

and then when I go away, I make up

to you all the money you lose.

[ Chuckles ]

Grazie, Signore.

You are very kind.

Uh, thank you.

That's enough.

No more customers today.

Only you.

Now I fix a fine-a tub.

[ Chuckles ]

That's right, my friend.

I'll send my girl to the city

And I send my girl

to the town

- [ Knocking ]

- And my gal still young and-

just a minute.

[ Mouthing Words ]

Come in, my friend.

Are you the barber?

[ Chuckling ]

No. No.

- I'm the victim.

- Oh.

Well, what's the idea

of locking the door?

Shh.

This barber fella, I don't know,

but he's much scared. Bandits.

Oh, yeah?

[ Chuckling ]

Well, you tell him he don't

have to worry from now on.

- Oh, that is good news.

- Yeah.

From now on, everybody

should not be afraid.

- I'm glad you come.

- Yeah.

You got nice

big gun too, huh?

Yeah, well, that ain't no

cap pistol you're carrying.

No, here- Oh, no.

This is- Hey, Giuseppe.

[ Giuseppe ]

No, no. No more "costumer. "

"Costumer"?

What do I look like, a dressmaker?

Yeah- Oh, dress-

[ Laughs ] That's funny.

Hey, Giuseppe, business is business.

Now, you take care

of this gentleman.

- Yeah. Uh, you are next.

- Oh.

Ta-ra-ra boom-di-ay

- Ta-ra-ra boom-dee-ay, Ta-ra-ra

- Thank you.

- Hey, Giuseppe.

- Boom-dee-ay, Ta-ra-ra-boom-dee-ay

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