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of your entire unit.

However, your sergeant...

came across the following

items in your footlocker.

Will you kindly tell the

court if they are yours?

A letter to another soldier?

Oh, no.

Yes, sir.

A photograph signed,

"Danny, San Francisco"?

Yes, sir.

Finally, an autographed copy

of "Beaches... "

starring Bette Midler?

Give that back!

Discharge, dishonorable!

They're kicking him out.

That's not fair.

I mean, he killed people.

Mm-hmm.

Danny, I just don't know.

Did I do the right thing?

Ask him.

Well, Mr. President,

am I still a good American?

It's a statue, Billy.

Oh, Danny.

I love you.

Come on. Let's go home.

Billy.

Billy!

Billy!

Billy!

Oh, look. Here he is.

This is Cameron's

first nomination...

and he's in extremely

good company.

Tonight, he joins fellow

Best Actor nominees...

Paul Newman for "Coot... "

Clint Eastwood for "Codger... "

Michael Douglas

for "Primary Urges... "

and Steven Seagal for

"Snowball in Hell. "

And the winner is...

Cameron Drake,

"To Serve and Protect. "

Oh, my God!

Doofus! Doofus!

Doofus! Doofus!

Doofus! Doofus! Doofus!

That's our boy.

Look at him.

Oh, my God!

Thank you.

Thank you. Uh...

Wow.

Nice, man.

Nice.

I'd like to thank a great director...

an incredible cast...

my agent and my new agent...

but I'm just an actor

playing someone.

This really belongs to all

the gay soldiers and sailors...

and other guys and women

who defend this country...

to keep us free, but can't date.

So maybe I should thank someone else.

Someone who's really been there.

Someone who taught me a lot

about poetry and Shakespeare...

and just, like, you know,

staying awake, man.

Someone who's just an overall

great guy and teacher.

To Howard Brackett

from Greenleaf, Indiana.

Oh, my God!

Oh, wow.

I can't believe it.

And he's gay.

I've been thinking

a lot about this night...

and I've decided to dedicate

this whole night...

to a great gay teacher.

Mr. Brackett, we won!

Howard?

Hmm?

- Howard?

- Precious.

What's he talking about?

I have no idea!

What?!

Mom? Dad?

Is there something

you want to tell us?

Something about the wedding?

I'm not gay.

Ohh. Of course not.

No! No, no.

My son's not gay.

- No way!

- No how!

No dice!

- No, ma'am.

- No, sir!

But that boy on TV...

I don't know

what that was about.

I am outraged! I may sue!

That's right.

That's a good idea.

Get Johnnie Cochran,

not that woman.

Good idea.

Remember, he's been

in Hollywood a long time.

He may be under the influence

of something.

He may have joined a cult.

Oh, my lord.

That little zombie.

His family was...

I hate to say this...

but when they lived here, they

were not active in the PTA.

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