In a World... Page #4

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For someone who works

in hospitality,

you're really inhospitable.

You know that, Dani?

If they paid me a little

more, I'd be nicer.

Stop it! Don't do that!

Get out!

And I need to check out other

facilities but right...

You gotta be kidding me.

Hey, I'm here to see Louis.

Hi! I'm Nancy. I'm new.

Have a seat. I'll let

Louis know you're here.

Okay.

You're Sam Sotto's kid, right?

Yeah, how'd you know?

Your dad is so hot.

Sorry. I just bought

his autobiography.

I love to read. So, I'm

like always reading.

It's important.

Very cool. Cool.

Sotto Jr.'s here.

It's just Solomon.

It's Carol Solomon, "Sotto"

is my dad's stage name.

Guess you didn't get to

that part in the book.

Carol.

- Hey.

- What up, playa?

All right. Come on. Let's make

something shiny out of sh*t!

- Great.

- All right.

Hey, so, really sorry about

that stupid rambling message

I left on your machine

the other day

when I said "retarded"

a bunch of times.

I didn't mean actually retarded.

I think I just get nervous or something

when I'm leaving a message on your machine.

Your dad might hear it

and I'm doing a voice over

basically on your phone.

You don't have to worry about

it anymore 'cause I moved out.

So you can just call me

on my cell directly.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.

Oh, cool. Definitely. I'll definitely

call you on your cell, you know.

If the situation calls for it,

professionally, I'll call you on the cell.

- I'm not gonna bum Rush

you or anything. - Okay.

I should cut you with

a knife, I should.

Is that what you think?

Is that what you think,

you stupid slapper?

Just remember the

"F" for the "T-H."

Like "F" for "fink," "fink,"

versus, like, "think."

- What do you fink,

you stupid... - Yeah.

- Say it, say it. - Is zat whot

you fink, you stupid slappa?

Is zat whot you fink,

you stupid slappa?

Yeah. There it is.

Is zat whot you fink,

you stupid slappa?

- Should we try one?

- Okay. Yeah.

Okay. I'll do a series

and we'll keep it open.

Is zat whot you fink,

you stupid slappa?

- Nice work.

- Guess who's a no show!

Gustav Jizz Nuggets.

Hey. I'm in a session, Heners.

Come on.

Louis, I gotta turn this temp track in

today. I was gonna do it myself, but...

No, no, no! You sound like an angry

Muppet. Get Cher. It'll be better.

Cher sounds like a

sleepy chipmunk.

I can do it. I

mean, I'll do it.

I'm no Don LaFontaine, but if it's

just a temp recording, I can do it.

No, that'd be perfect.

I needed to do this 10

minutes ago. Thank you.

Eva, could you just put the cork back

in your mouth and work on those vowels?

- Thank you.

- A-E-I-O-U, A-E-I-O-U...

So, Princess boy will

not be gracing us

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