Imprisoned: Survival Guide for Rich and Prodigal Page #4

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They have smokes

Hey! Oh! Morning, sir

You all know what prison

commerce means, right?

It means as long as you

have no cigarettes

even a scumbag can

push you around

What do you want?

Set-meal A

Oh, set-meal A

What's wrong with that?

Nothing wrong. The food

is guaranteed to be safe

Then I'll switch to Set B

Sure...next time!

Hi, Auntie! (Argot for swearing)

Eat up!

Hey! That's outta line

You're cleaning it up

Sorry!

What is this?

It tastes really off

Doesn't it taste a

lot like dish soap?

That question

was the talk of the town

and I was stupid

enough to pick meal A

Want better choices?

If you have cigarettes then you

can score real food like them

A lot of working stiffs

think work is worse than prison

But nothing is

worse than working

while you're already in prison

Here, work means

paying down debt

But a new guy like me?

I'd have to endure an entire month

before I could buy a pack of smokes

it's worse than North Korea!

New guys not only make nothing

they also get the

worst work in laundry

...handling "pastries"

Oh, god!

Are those feces in these briefs?

That so damned strange?

Hey, I saw a load of

feces where inside

was a wholly intact

piece of vegetable

It was a mess

but the vegetable was untouched

Pretty damned weird, right?

Hey!

- What the hell, man!

- You're getting it everywhere

That any worse than this?

Hey, you got some nerve

Sorry, sorry

He's just not used to it

How about a little slack

We'll straighten this right up

Make it quick. That's messed up

Hurry up! It stinks!

Got it all over my

pants, you degenerate...

Sorry, Uncle Dat

Got you all caught up in this

Forget it

When everyone's a tough

guy, you just suck it up

What, are you going

to throw up again?

Then pull one out

I mean smoke one

The guards know it's a lousy job

They'll let it go

I don't have any

Here's two. Call it a loan

Thanks, Uncle Dat

One good deed today

Returns in spades tomorrow

It's fine

I'm not worried about

the cigarettes

Keep it safe

It's gonna go quick

Way more appropriate, here

Hey, you have any smokes?

Let's Happy-share

Happy-what?

Share

We share one

Oh...English

Hang on

How does this one count?

Let's not make this awkward

Here, you and I each grab an end

Guess which side is longer

Get it right, it's on me

Yours is longer

Here's the middle

Bad guess. It's on you

Now we share

Roach always had a

new way to gamble

for smokes and he'd

win every single time

I knew he was cheating

but in this whacked-out world

what choice have I got?

You know what?

If you can dig up

three packs of smokes

I can get someone to

sub you for a day

You screwing with me?

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