Imperfections Page #5
especially with my dad
and your mom too I guess.
- No, of course.
- I was in the
Caribbean last year,
and I went to this
island called Dominica.
They make this
incredible rum there
like insanely delicious.
The legend is, is that it
even helps men, you know
- get raging boners.
- Basically.
- Does it work?
- Yes.
like the kind of thing
old white dudes
would be really into.
- I know right.
- Can you get the
eagles in there somehow?
- Look if this thing takes off,
a giant pile of money
like a f***ing fortune.
- Okay, but
at the airport because
the secret ingredient
wasn't exactly legal.
So I've got 80
cases sitting in a
homeland security
warehouse at O'Hare.
- Oops.
- Yeah.
I talked to a lawyer
who says he could help
but he wants 15,000 up
front as a retainer,
and then like another
80k to get it approved.
went to buying this sh*t.
I need more than just taking
a little bit out
of each pay check.
I need a score.
- Oh, a score.
a 7-11 or something?
- I wanna talk to
you about something,
and I want you to know
that you can say no
and I'm not gonna get mad
or fire you or anything.
But I have a way that we
could make some serious money.
But it's shady.
- I'm not necessarily
opposed to shady.
- So let's say you're
making a delivery,
and let's say you get robbed.
Well, the insurance
company pays out the loss,
and the business
doesn't get hurt.
- Okay.
- But let's say
when you get robbed
instead of giving the robber
the stones you were carrying
you give him some dummy package.
He thinks he's
getting the stones,
but he's actually getting fakes.
- And I keep the real ones.
- That's right,
and then I sell them
and we split the money.
- Couldn't we just
say I got robbed
and do the same thing?
they don't f*** around.
It has to be real.
We need a police report,
hopefully an eyewitness.
If you get caught defrauding
an insurance company,
it's no joke.
I'm talking orange
jump suit time.
You don't get to play
tennis in Wisconsin.
But if the robbery is real,
then nobody is
defrauding anyone.
The robber just gets
something that isn't valuable,
and the insurance company
pays out such a small amount
that it's just like a
blip on their radar.
It's virtually a
victimless crime.
Thanks.
Here's the thing though
I need you to get robbed.
I mean I could hire
somebody to do it,
but then we would
have to cut him in.
Plus he could get picked
up for somebody else
and then he could rat me out.
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