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Immigration Tango Page #5
[Man singing in Spanish]
[Knock on door]
[Lamp shatters]
[Clears throat]
Who the hell are you?
Officer Ravencourt
with ICE.
ICE?
Immigration.
Doesn't mean you can
barge in here!
Bush isn't president
anymore.
The door was open.
Did we do anything wrong?
We'll find out, won't we?
Are you Michael White?
Michael White?
I thought you said your name
was Jimmy Sheldon.
I can explain.
Hold on there, hot pants.
Are you
Miss Elena Dub...
Certainly am not.
Do you think I actually
look like her?
I hope, for your sake, that
was a rhetorical question.
Who is she?
His wife.
His wife?
Of all the nerve.
You know, I hope you
do arrest him for lying
for trying to get
into my pants!
Well, from the looks of it,
he did a pretty good job.
I didn't know
he was married.
How could you?
Ma'am, it's not
what you think.
It never is, Mr. White.
Now I am here to conduct
a preliminary investigation
into the status of your marriage
to the woman in this photo.
I'm sure you're aware
that marriage fraud
is not just a misdemeanor.
It's a federal offense
punishable by jail time.
Now who lives here?
Uh, well, I used to,
but now I live
with Ms. Dubrovnik.
And the address?
On a boat.
A boat, you say?
Yeah.
A thing that floats.
Hmm.
How romantic.
[Telephone rings]
And this woman?
[Ring]
Oh, she...
on Ocean Drive.
Pickedyouup?
[Scoffs]
I see.
[Ring]
[Laughs]
MIKE:
Hi.It's Mike and Betty.
BETTY:
We can't getBut leave a message,
and we'll get back to you.
BOTH:
Bye.[Beep]
Mike, honey,
this is your mother,
and I am holding a letter
from Immigration
and it says that you have
married some Russian person.
[Sighs] Call us, please.
This better be
some terrible mistake.
[Beep]
It's my mom.
She found out
two weeks ago,
but early dementia.
Mm-hmm.
Your Ben & Jerry's
is melting.
What... Oh.
Have a good day,
Mr. White.
I'm sure the two of you
have a lot to talk about.
I'm going to jail.
I'm not gonna make it.
I know I won't.
I'm weak when it comes
to enclosed spaces.
We're talking
serious time here.
I don't know
what I was thinking.
Why didn't you stop me?
Maybe we'll just go
to another country.
Maybe I can go
to Colombia with Carlos.
At least I'll know somebody
who can speak the language.
I'll order food
from restaurants.
I'll get directions.
Mike, calm down.
What do you mean, calm down?
What do you...
Look at what we
got ourselves into.
We? Oh, no, no,
no, no, no.
This was your idea!
What about me?
I don't want to go
to jail either.
You aren't the one
married to Elena, Betty.
You're in the clear.
Until I marry Carlos.
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