Immigration Tango Page #3
Shut the f*** up!
[Blow strikes]
[Door slams shut]
[Door opens]
What'd they
pop you for, honey?
They think I'm illegal.
An accent like that,
you don't exactly
sound American.
I'm Russian.
Oh, you one of those,
uh, mail-order brides?
No. I'm a student.
Ah, well, let me guess.
Cosmetology, huh?
International finance.
Hmm. Well, good luck
with that, sister.
Hey, let me know
when they're hiring
so I don't have to work
on my back.
[Keys jingle]
[Buzzer]
You know, your visa
expires in 20 days,
so if I were you, I'd make
some travel arrangements.
Otherwise,
you're gonna be coming
back here
for an extended stay.
Where is Carlos?
In the car.
a little jumpy.
The agent said they'd received
reliable information
that my status had expired.
CARLOS:
That is bullshit!
Can't we sue the police,
hire a lawyer
or something?
No podemos pagar,
mi amor.
MIKE:
What'd she say?
No money for lawyers.
Well, maybe
I could do it.
I'm almost a lawyer.
Oh, boy.
[Sighs]
There are basically
two ways
to immigrate
into the U.S.,
through an employer
or a family member.
We don't have either one.
I know.
So your only hope is
winning the visa lottery.
What is that?
It's a lottery
for green cards.
And what are her chances?
About the same as
winning the Powerball.
Uh, well...
The only way you could
legally stay in the U.S.
Is for you to find
a U.S. Citizen to marry.
The same for you,
Carlos.
Well, it's not a bad idea.
It's a pretty good idea.
What?
Come on.
That wouldn't be so hard
to find somebody
to marry you.
We could pay somebody,
yeah? I mean...
They don't have any money,
and neither do we.
We could chip in.
We don't need any money.
I mean, who...
They would marry her for free.
And I would marry
a rich white guy too.
Are you crazy?
Yes.
That's illegal. You
have to marry a woman.
Fine. I'll marry
a rich white girl.
Does it matter?
I'm handsome.
[Laughs]
What's so funny?
I'm serious.
No, that might
actually work.
I mean, if you're
game, I'm game.
I mean, why not?
I'm game.
Hang on. Wait. Wait.
This is way over my head.
Let's find a real lawyer.
BETTY:
You want to what?MIKE:
Betty, you saidyou wanted to help 'em out.
Yeah, help,
donate time to the cause,
give free legal advice,
but not you.
This is something
I want to do,
and I know
it's gonna be tough,
but, look, maybe this
is something we need.
This is the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
We do not need this.
just the way they are.
This is Elena, and,
you know, in this case,
it really is
just a piece of paper.
They're
our best friends.
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