Igor Page #3

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and I'll guard

your plans for

your new invention.

No, wait! You'll

spill on my plans.

Heidi, you re not

careful enough!

You're so sloppy

sometimes.

Oh, poopshkin.

I went to the evil

bookstore and got you

an inspirational poster.

It's a little kitten!

To remind you to always

take time in your day

for a little torture

My transducer!

Time to go

I have no time for

cocoa or kittens!

I have to work on

my plans alone

and in secret.

(EXCLAIMING)

In otherwords,

bon voyage.

Who doesn't like

tortured kittens?

I...

I like kittens.

I don't like dirty

little hunchpeople.

Great, Schadenfreude's

gonna kill me.

(SIGHS)

And why are there

two transducers?

Master, the 21- gigawatt

might be somewhat safer,

I think.

Think? Igors

don't think.

I m using the

you fool!

Now get over there

and pull the switch!

What are you

waiting for?

Yes, Master!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

I told you the

you Igor

Behold my rocket ship

(CACKLES)

Born to stream

through the world,

un eashing pain and

misery on everyone.

I named her after

you, Mother.

(CACKLING)

(ALARM BLARING)

Now to take the old

cow for a test drive.

No, Master!

The rocket

is going to...

(GLASS SHATTERING)

Uh... Yeah that.

SCAMPER:
Finally.

Now I can throw out

that rug in the foyer

That thing is hideous.

We were all thinking

it. I just said it.

(BANGING ON DOOR)

Oh, no, who's that?

What am I gonna do?

Relax, this is

Glickenstein's

castle.

And he doesn't have

to open that door

for anyone.

ROYAL GUARD:

Open for the King!

Except for the King.

Oh, my God

Oh, my God

He's here to

see Glickenstein!

What do I tell him?

Tell him the truth.

And if he kills us,

I'll come back

and give you a

beautiful funeral.

Right, right. The truth,

that's a good option.

Right, right.

Glicky!

Glicky, my boy

Where's Glicky?

Your Highness,

he's gone.

Curse it I need to

see his invention.

Schadenfreude is

getting too popular.

The people might

make him king.

Someone has

to beat him

this year,

with an invention

more evil than his.

Someone who can snatch

Schadenfreude's number

one position

and rub his face

In number two!

BOTH:
Ew!

Your Highness,

Dr. Glickenstein is

creating life!

Did you say "life"?

Yes.

Think ng, breathing

life that can destroy

freely all on its own.

No Evil Scientist

has ever been able

to create life!

(WHIMPERING)

Oh, sure they've

mutated life.

They've ended life.

They've blasted ife

into a million gooey

pieces.

But created life?

A weapon like that would

be the greatest Evil

Invention of all time.

And its inventor

the greatest Evil

Scientist of all time?

Of course!

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