iGirlfriend Page #2

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Really into us.

So where are they?

Oh, that's right.

They're college girls, right?

Hm-hm.

Totally.

So why didn't you

mention them yesterday?

Well, because you were

being a dick yesterday.

What college do they go to?

State.

Where'd you meet them?

Outward bound.

Why is this the first

time we heard of it.

Extreme wilderness adventure.

We're only allowed to use

technology once per week

and call it...

Where are they from?

Stacey?

Willowsbrooke.

Lilly?

Northbrooke.

Have they met your parents yet?

Not yet.

We're keeping it casual.

How far have you

gotten with her?

A gentleman never tells.

Bullshit.

Peg?

Oh, we're boning like rabbits,

but like really horny rabbits.

Dude.

What?

Gross.

[phone buzzing]

Oh, lookey here.

Calling me right now,

the old ball and chain.

Nice.

Yeah.

Well, see you later, dude.

[bell ringing]

Mr. Nathaniel Hawthorne

working on the emotion

of his protagonist in this

work, remembering class

that the protagonist

is the main character.

The protagonist faces

almost a force of agony

that has befallen him.

I'm sorry about what

happened yesterday.

I wanted you to stay

on and be on Rusty.

It's OK.

It's really not

that big of deal.

It is to me.

I actually wanted to

win something this year.

But with you gone, that's

pretty much out the window.

Something that you just

don't like about yourself.

Well, I have.

Can any of you

guess what mine is?

It's my pinky toe.

I can't move it.

[laughter]

[music playing]

[phone buzzing]

[clicking]

[phone buzzing]

[clicking]

[phone dinging]

[clicking]

[phone dinging]

[clicking]

[phone dinging]

[phone dinging]

[clicking]

[phone buzzing]

[laughter]

Now class, let's quiet down

because this is the best part.

[music playing]

[phone dinging]

[clicking]

Peg.

Hey.

What's up?

Who are you texting?

My girlfriend.

Oh.

What, what, why?

Oh, nothing.

I was just thinking...

nothing.

Thinking what?

Let's talk after class.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[phone dinging]

[music playing]

(SINGING) A lot of butts.

Sorry, guys.

It's my girlfriend, Lilly.

[laughter]

She' really into me.

Well, that's it.

Now, from now on when

you enter this class,

you will leave your phones

right here in this basket.

And when you leave, you

can take them with you.

[bell ringing]

I thought you were

different, Simon.

[laughter]

Dude, I accidentally

mixed up the messages.

Stacy go the ones I wrote

and Lilly got the ones

that you wrote.

That's some sick stuff man.

I know.

Seriously?

Now, give me your phone.

I want to change it back.

Oh, no way.

No, this just worked

on Desiree, dude.

She wants to meet

me after class.

I got to go.

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