If I Were You Page #3
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- 2012
- 115 min
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take too many? Not your husband. No, no.
Then he can live happily ever
after with a bouncing bimbo.
No. I can't die.
I need to stay alive so that I
can destroy his future happiness.
I actually have a reason to live.
For a minute there, I thought I didn't.
Oh, my God.
You're not who you've been
pretending to be tonight.
What?!
I recognize you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
- I-I'm sorry.
I thought you were one of those
people that are, you know
happy with a nothing life, a
boring marriage, an office job.
But you're not. You're like me,
and you're so much like me!
I am nothing like you.
We are exact opposites.
Give us any situation, situation "x",
and you would choose to do "b,"
while I would do "a."
And even when I was your age, I
would not have slept with a
sobbing businessman.
I would not ever be an actress.
I would never be a poet or an astrologer.
Actress and astrologer are not equivalent.
- Well, they're close enough.
It's true, there was a moment there
where I was a foot reflexologist.
But that's scientifically
proven, so it's...
everything differently if I were you
and you would do everything
differently if you were me, too.
Although it's hard to imagine
any worse than
they are right now.
So how much worse would our lives
be if I would do what you would do
and you would do
what I would do?
That's such a brilliant idea!
- What idea? I haven't had an idea.
No, but you're right.
We've been feeling and thinking
and deciding for ourselves,
and our lives are a mess.
We should try the opposite!
- Decide one thing and then do the other?
I mean like, like I get to
think what you should do, and
you get to think what I should do,
like when you told me to
stop drinking and not kill myself.
if I'd made up my own mind instead of
letting you make up my mind for me.
Maybe that just means that...
I make better decisions than you do.
No offense, Madelyn, but
your life sounds crappier than mine.
My life sounds crappier than yours?
I'm not the one married to a
man who's cheating on me.
Look at it this way, we're
both self-destructive people or
we wouldn't be involved with men
that treat us like sh*t.
But we would not be
self-destructive if we were
making decisions for someone
else, 'cause I don't want to destroy
your life and you don't
want to destroy my life.
No, of course not.
So, the way to fix our lives is to
stop making our own decisions
and let the other one
make them instead.
Not on little things, like
"what color lipstick should I wear?"
I'd go pinker if I were you,
but on, on, on the big stuff, you know?
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