Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade
- TV-PG
- Year:
- 2016
- 25 min
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Huh?
I'm so happy.
I love spring in the ice age.
Oh, the colors,
the changing of seasons!
Yeah, I hardly
recognize the place.
Of course, spring doesn't really
start until the eggs hatch. And...
And you can't start Easter
without our Easter feast.
That's right, with the
family all together.
Which sounds amazing! But I
made plans with my friends.
Someday you're gonna have
a family of your own...
And then you'll know
the importance of
getting everyone
together on the holidays.
I don't even know
if I want that.
Manny, come out here! Your
daughter is talking nonsense!
Honey!
I'm in my Manny cave watching
the hawks-bears game.
I'll help when I get back.
Promise.
Oh!
Come on, hawks!
This is it,
folks, it's sudden death.
Guys, every time?
They're in
formation and here they go!
Bears rule!
Whoo-hoo!
Hawks on the attack!
Here
comes fuzzy wuzzy. He...
- Ooh!
- Holy mastodon!
That was sudden!
Game over. Hawks lose.
Why don't you guys go help your
sister with the Easter feast?
Easter, Sschmeaster,
chicken Keister!
Possums are launching
our own holiday.
April possum day!
A celebration of all
things prank and possum.
If it's about you guys, why
not call it April fools'?
Ouch! I like it.
Now, who will be the first fool?
Peaches! Yeah, that's
what I was thinking.
Manny! I could use
another trunk up here!
Let's go watch the falcons-hornets
game at your den.
Yeah, but Shira's sleeping. She went
out all night hunting with the girls.
The cougars?
Fine, we'll watch at Sid's.
Bring the nose plugs.
Wow, guys, I'm touched you want
to watch the game with me, but...
I can't because, you see,
it's my grand opening!
Nothing about you is grand, Sid.
Well, if you recall, I once ran
a kid's camp, El campo Del Sid.
Disaster.
And then I nurtured three
beautiful dinosaur eggs.
Disaster.
And then I thought, who has time
to sit on their egg all day?
Me! So, I'm opening
a pre-hatched pre-school.
Egg sitting.
I sit on your egg.
Future disaster.
Wow. And not one
single parent
has entrusted
their egg to you yet.
No, can you believe that?
And I asked everyone, too.
- Asher, stop sniffing him.
- It's embarrassing!
Except her!
Please, give me strength.
Ahhh! Don't eat that,
it's already digested.
Uh, excuse me, ma'am?
Hmm?
I can't help noticing that you
just migrated... Savannah!
Savan... mmm-mmm.
- Rachel!
- It wasn't me!
The skinny one! Spit your brother out!
Right now!
What on earth are you saying?
I know it's hard to manage, what,
with today's two-hunter families.
Only one hunter here.
My mate flew the Coop.
That's great!
What?
I mean, I mean,
I feel your pain.
So, um, let me ask you...
Who'll watch your egg
while you scavenge
to feed your young
mouth to mouths?
I'm basically your only option.
Yo, I been stuck down here for
three months hangin' out.
I got my sea legs back.
Time to set sail!
Come on,
you just got home! Stay!
We got it made here.
We sleep all day,
we game all night.
Mom, like, she picks up
all our droppings, dude.
Can one of you
take out the trash?
Mom! In a minute!
I'm busy!
I love that woman.
Clint! This hole is
your whole universe.
And that's cool. You're a late bloomer.
Whatever.
I am a pirate.
I don't judge.
there to pillage and plunder.
You can sit here
with your late bloomin',
I'mma get to
pillage and plunderin'.
Okay... well...
Every time you scheme something,
you end up back here,
at rock bottom.
Yeah, but this time's
gonna be different.
I'm gonna bounce.
Here we go! What?
It's them!
Watch out!
They sank my ship!
and, well, maybe dump 'em at sea.
Anti-pirate jerks.
Payback time.
If you're going out,
take your brother!
Mom! I'm not taking him!
Of course I have space
for little Jessica!
My motto is...
"Long as you've got an egg,
I've got a place to sit."
Next!
Who referred you?
Ethel did.
She said you had the most
trustworthy eye she's ever seen.
You see, my little egg is
my whole life, my miracle.
Well, yeah!
I should say so.
So, how did you, um...
I adopted.
Oh!
Sid's got a dozen
eggs in his care.
This is not gonna go over easy.
It's like the future of the
ecosystem is in Sid's hands.
Worse. It's under Sid's butt.
Ew!
Hey! You hose-faced, trunk-toothed beast!
Remember me?
Peter cottontail?
That is insulting to my species!
I'm here for the new
ship you owe me!
What are you talking about?
Oh, let me refresh your memory.
Last time we met, you beat,
outsmarted, and humiliated me.
So the way I see it,
you owe me a new ship.
Beat it, bunny.
I don't owe you bupkis.
Ha-ha!
What is he doing?
I think...
He's attacking you?
Attacking?
Exfoliating, maybe.
Y'all haven't heard the last of me!
I'll be back for my new ship!
Nap time!
Oh, my gosh, you're so cute!
Sleep, sleep.
You want back tickles?
Oh, you have a big day tomorrow!
Now, how are you gonna come outta
your shell if you don't rest?
Oh, I know!
I know, I know.
I'll tell you the story my mom
used to tell me all the time.
It puts me right to sleep.
Okay. "Humpty dumpty
sat on a wall..."
And the lucky bunny
stole them all.
Oh, you're poached!
"And all the king's horses
and all the king's..."
Oh, I like your sunny side.
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