Ice Age: Continental Drift Page #10

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Yeah, girl, if you're going to stress

about something, stress about your hair.

I know, right?

This humidity, I can't stand it.

Uh, guys, we should get out of here.

Are you kidding? This is epic!

Go! Go! Go!

Yeah!

How sick was that?

Yo, that was insane.

Hey, Peach, loosen up! Have some fun.

Fun, you call that fun? I'm out of here.

Come on, do you really want to go back...

to hanging with a weird molehog freak

and give all of this up?

I mean, it's bad enough

that your family is half possum and...

Bad enough?

There is nothing bad

about being part of my family.

I like hanging by my tail.

And if you geniuses are normal,

this species is going to end up extinct.

Yeah, well, your species

is going to be extinct first.

Burn!

We're the same species, genius.

What? Double burn.

Hey, I can wiggle my toe again.

The important one,

the little piggy who went to market.

Wait! I'm talking again.

I had so many things

trapped inside of me that I couldn't say.

Like, "Hey, I'm not dead!"

And, "Why does a hurricane

have an eye but not an ear?"

I'll push him overboard.

You guys say it was an accident.

I'm in. How about you, Diego? Diego?

Hey, relax, buddy!

Captain Crazy

and his floating petting zoo are history.

Come on! We're finally heading home!

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I can't eat, can't sleep.

Maybe I'm coming down with something.

I know what you've got.

The L word.

Yeah, leprosy.

No, Sid, it's four letters.

It starts with "L," ends with "E."

A-ha! Lice!

No, Diego, my friend, is in love.

Oh, yeah! Love.

You mean with the pirate? No.

Shira's gotten under your skin.

Come on, admit it.

A rugged saber like you.

A more rugged saber like her.

No, no, no. You guys are dead wrong.

Denial is the clincher.

You're in love, p*ssy cat!

Diego and Shira

Sitting in a tree

K- I-S-S-I-N-G

Real mature, guys. Real mature.

Then comes marriage

Then comes a baby in the baby carriage

Sucking his thumb...

Diego.

Diego.

Shira?

I wanted to come with you.

She's beautiful.

Sid...

I adore a sloth who cares

nothing about personal hygiene.

That's me, baby.

Ooh!

Granny.

Come to me, Granny.

Well, hello.

The wrinklier the raisin,

the sweeter the fruit.

Ooh! Granny likey.

Granny likey very much.

- Guys, aren't you paying attention?

- Manny...

- Manny, are you there?

- Ellie?

We're over here, Manny.

This way, Daddy.

I really need you.

I know, honey. Stay there.

I'm coming.

You were right, Manny.

You're always right.

No, look, I was...

Wait a minute. Ellie would never say that.

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