iCarly- iWant More Viewers Page #4

Season #1 Episode #2

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Scene 6

Carly:

OK, on our last webcast Sam and I told you to go to iCarly.com and click that feedback button!

Sam:

Man, you people clicked on that sucker like it was your job!

Carly:

So first we wanna say thanks.

Carly and Sam:

THANKS!

Carly:

And second we wanna show you a video clip of three iCarly viewers from Denverd, Colorado!

Sam:

Ready? Play that clip!

Freddie:

Some people might say please!

Sam:

Yeah, I didn’t!

Freddie:

Playback!

Boy 1:

Hey Carly, Sam, we love your guy’s web show!

Boy 1 and 2:

(Words of agreement)

Boy 1:

OK, we have a very import question for you! Can you drink spaghetti and meatballs? Spaghetti and meatballs!

Carly:

OK, we have no idea why that guy in the middle was wearing a bunny suit!

Sam:

But it did get our attention!

Carly:

And so did the question, can you drink spaghetti and meatballs?

Sam:

We gone find out!

Carly:

OK, we invited a little boy who lives 2 floors down to come up here and be our little tester!

Sam:

So get out here, Emmitt!

Carly:

Yeah! This is Emmitt, he doesn’t talk much.

Sam:

Isn’t that right? See?

Carly:

Luckily, Emmitt will eat or drink ANYTHING! Seriously, one time Sam dropped a quarter, Emmitt ate it!

Sam:

I got it back 3 days later!

Carly:

OK, Emmitt. We wanna know, can you drink spaghetti and meatballs?

Sam:

First, we take this spaghetti.

Carly:

And a meatball. You gotta love spiracle meat!

Sam:

We put it in the blender!

Carly:

There we go!

Sam:

Ready?

Carly:

And we press ra-play!

Sam:

You ready kid?

Carly:

Go for it!

Sam:

And there you have it!

Carly:

You can drink spaghetti and meatballs!

Sam:

Now get out of here Emmitt, you creep me out!

Carly:

Yes, you can have the rest! OK, now we’re gonna do something we’ve never done before!

Sam:

Tell us what it is, Carly!

Carly:

We thought it would be fun to have a contest!

Sam:

Me and Carly against our technical producer, Freddie.

Carly:

Who teamed up with my older brother, Spencer!

Sam:

To see which team could come up with the best way to get more people to watch iCarly!

Carly:

Sadly, our plan didn’t go too great!

Sam:

Check it out!

Girl:

And if you like what you just heard, you can catch that band at the show bots this weekend so be sure- That sign is messed up!

Carly and Sam:

Awwwww!!

Carly:

OK, obviously that sign won’t be getting us any more viewers!

Sam:

Our project failed! Luckily we won’t the only one with a plan this week!

Carly:

So let’s go to my brother, Spencer, live at a remote camera to tell us about his and Freddie’s idea!

Freddie:

OK, going to Spencer live!

Carly:

Hey Spencer, how’s it going out there?

Verlaz:

Sup, Spence?

Carly:

Spencer?

Sam:

Uh, hello?

Carly:

Put the taco down!

Sam:

Are you there?

Verlaz:

Can he hear us?

Freddie:
Yeah, he should be able to! Oh, try now!

Carly:

Hey, Spencer!

Spencer:

AHHH!! Hey, Carly, Sam, Verlaz! You guys owe me half a taco!

Carly:

Tell us what you’re planning to do out there!

Spencer:

Well, I currently standing by the interstate near Unford, Onrafe in downtown Seattle! And as you can see, there are literally many cars, I’ll show you! Literally, many cars passing by every minute! Which makes this the perfect place to hang a gigantic, luminescent sign like this! Behold, the sign! Are you beholding it?

Carly:

Oh, we’re beholding it!

Sam:

And since we’re good sport, I have to say that sign deserves a, YAY!

Carly:

Good job Spencer, you too Freddie!

Freddie:

Thank you, Carly. In your face, Sam!

Spencer:

Carly, Sam, Verlaz! You cannot understand how awesome this sign looks from out here! It’s so dazzlingly bright, I swear it’s like-

Verlaz

What’s going on out there, Spencer?

Spencer:

Well, it seems our sign is so bright and dazzling; it distracted one of the drivers below. Actually, two of the drivers below- Three of the dri- Literally many of the drivers below are being distracted by our extremely dazzling sign!

Freddie:

Quick, turn it off!

Carly:

Turn it off!

Sam:

Quickly!

Spencer:

OK, I will now turn off the sign!

Freddie:

That’s not off!

Carly:

Spencer!

Verlaz:

Dude!

Spencer:

Oh man, I am pressing the button! Literally all of them, trying to turn off the sign!

Freddie:

You’re gonna overload the circuit!

Sam:

Pee on Carl?

Carly:

Turn that off!

Spencer:

I am trying! Stupid cars! Don’t look at the sign! Stop beholding the sign- I stepped on my taco!

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